when you hear your region please stand andgive us a quick wave. theres a couple big contingents here the first is from llyodd llyodminister if everybody could stand up and give us a quick wave, that would be great as many of you are probably aware, llyod is a bordertown… which means half these fine folks have
Edmonton Wedding & Party Centre, been in alberta, and the other half have beenin their cousin…. next up edmonton where alot of our family is from, edmonton, please stand up and give us a quick wave these guys are a special breed…
probably the first time wearing dress pants without sweat pants on and no you cant have the first pickfor the buffet, you’ll just fuck that up too... next we have surrey and toronto and us if you could stand and give us a quick wave that'd be great auntie marcia, auntie marlene, great to see you guys here ...this is actually all my dad’s sisters, just at this table over here who have made the long trip i’m gonna call you guys my ‘chicken wing’table…. cuz you’re a bunch of old birds, in thesauce thank you very much jenny that was terrific you and kyle nailed it.
at this point in the night, my evening as far as im seeing it is almost over, and 'll turn it over to dave pretty quickly before i do that i want to make a small speech for my little sister. you’ll have to excuse me, this is my firstshotgun wedding. i’m kidding i’m kidding… butyou guys do get after it though i mean i’m half surprised you guys didn’tjust do this during a commercial break in monday night football…. i can just picture sean hey babe, it’s almost halftime in the patsgame, you wanna do this or whaaaat? i’ve been asked a few questions yesterday and today…i think the funniest i was asked is ‘you are so tanned,
are you really julie’s brother’…. you guys are so kind… the answer is -- yes, and actually this isactually julie’s fault... this tan you see, my sister and opinions, is a lotlike my sister and gluten—if either one is inside of her—its gonna come out…. and ussually somebody’s gonnaget shit on. anyways... so last week was my week. this wedding for example, i had to take mymother (thank you mom) shopping with me for a suit so
i didn’t pick anything ‘inappropriate’… she’d send pictures to my sister asking forapproval and my sister would text things back like ‘tell matt he better not wear a hat’‘tell matt he needs to stop cutting his own hair" ‘tell him to wear a tie’ ‘can he wear a white shirt’ ‘make him buy a suit where he doesn’tlook like ‘he-man’… anyways, you got a great 60 years ahead of you sean… anyways, some compromises were made, i’mwearing a white shirt i have a incredible tan..
and i thought…. ohhhh i cant wait to meet this gem. sure enough, later that week, we went out,to ranchmans—all of us… and i met this fine young gentleman. now i’m used to most people interested inmy sister looking like woody from toy story
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