dearly beloved, we're gatheredhere today to join-- uh, father. did wealready start? yeah. oh.
Funny Wedding Party Entrances, sorry. i thoughtthere was supposed to be a buzzer or a whistleor something. to join together this man and this womanin holy matrimony.
before we do that,i understand the bride and groom have each prepared something. "dearest steve, "they say if you set somethingfree and it comes back, "you should love it forever, "and, like oneof your silk plants, "i will try to stay beautiful.that is my endeavor. "i know our lives togetherwill be great, "just like when we sawdavid copperfield
"on our first date. love emily." ahem. "emily. "i used to see you "outsidemy father's store, "and then we wenton some dates, and you let mehave sex with you." oh, i'm done.
if there is anyone who has reason to believethat this man or this woman should not be joined togetherin holy matrimony, let them speak nowor forever hold their peace. what's up? from out of town? steve, don't hiton the bridesmaid. it's your wedding. you want to wait untilafter the ceremony, please?
right. steven, do you promise to loveemily in sickness and health for as long as you bothshall live? my dad already paidthe caterer. emily, do you promise to lovesteven in sickness and health i do. steven, repeat after me. after me. with this ring,i thee wed.
with this ring,ahem, i thee wed.
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