- voila, it's a boy wearing a baby belly, inside of which is a boy,actually it's hot water. motherhood! who doesn't want to have a baby? - he hates looking at me.
Guys Party Center Wedding, i prefer dogs over babies. - i think the hardestpart about being a mom, is loving the thing that's ruining your life unconditionally.
(baby crying) - and for us as four guys,there's no way for us to truly understand what it's like. ow! oh! ah! but we're gonna try. - this isn't how muchbabies really way, is it? how heavy is this? - how much weight should weput into our pregnancy bellies? - about 25-30 lbs, but rememberthat's at the end, at term.
- what are these, arethese the baby's balls? - probably more likely to simulate a baby just pushing into your organs. this already hurts. - every time, a womantalks about a baby kicking, it's like a magicalthing, but does it hurt? - oh!(laughing) - [pregnant woman] it feelslike a punch or a kick, and you get a few joltsevery now and then.
- it feels like i'm a marinesuiting up for battle. - i can't keep my hands off my body. - oh, ow! - already, i'm feeling astrain on my lower back. - strong back, strong baby. - i'm already tired. - i'm out of breath fromwearing it and talking. - it's warm. - oh lord, this heat!
- the warm sack is just heating up my entire body temperature. - the baby's heavier,it's pressing on things. - you have cellulite,stretchmarks and you're big. - it's harder to move around. - it's hard to sleep. - varicose veins and you get hemorrhoids. - what are some of the positives? - the baby.
- how much pizza do i get to eat? - even though this is very uncomfortable, i think baby's are a beautiful thing. - it's nice to know that yourbody wants to destroy you. - i can't imagine doing anything in this. like all i wanna do is just sit down. - [pregnant woman] it's a big shift. your center of gravity has changed. so you suddenly have allthis mass in the front.
- pregnant woman sleep on their sides? i'm going to roll on this side. nope! - [keith] oh, this is awful! - those little balls aredigging into my ribs. - not my balls, the balls in the bag. not my bag, the bag on my stomach. - let's see if i can get out of bed. - how do they do it?
- isn't the point of lyingdown, supposed to be to relax? - i don't know how amom-to-be gets any rest. that was the most painfulthing i've done today. - getting dressed is a lot harder. definitely before i came here, i probably put on likefour different dresses, and i was like, "nope, doesn't fit." - i keep getting trappedin everything i put on. - i underestimated how big this belly was.
my boobs look amazing though! - i feel like the worst thing would be having to buy another wardrobe, because all of yourclothes wouldn't fit you. - does it make my butt look good? - what am i doing wrong? why are you laughing at me? - simply 15 minutes, at eight or nine monthspregnant has been a disaster
- [eugene] my mom, she waspregnant with three kids, and every time, she still wore high heels. - i couldn't see my feetor my crotch that well, so adjusting my pants was kinda difficult. - i understand now, thatbeing a pregnant lady's super hard, can we stop? - no we're not. but you can see my balls in this. - i think it's nice to empathize
with a pregnant woman, but it really is a complete physiologic change. not only just how you feel physically, 'cause it hurts, but mentally. - [eugene] i have to go! - [ned] number one or number two? you should go in that side. - you know i'm just going to hold it. - [pregnant woman] asi entered from my first
to my second trimester, there was this deep demon like hunger inside of me. - i'm going to mcdonald's. [zach]- how come? - (beep). this is why. two orders of chicken mcnuggets. - you only need 300 calories extra a day. - (beep) it, i want 20 pieces. - careful with weight gain.
we really encourage exercise. - it's 91 degrees outsideand i'm miserable. nailed it. - once i'm down here, i can't get back up. - a stronger core willhelp support the uterus, and will help with back pain. - [zach] go back, go back, go back. - no! it hurts.- [zach] then go back. - yoga, crunches.
- [zach] i'm in severe pain.- inhale. - balance. graceful. - what's that feel like? - it's bouncing all over the place. - pregnant yoga! i'mnot having a good time. - just to have to makethat big adjustment, it's not my life anymore, it's our life. - i can't imagine having to deal with this for over nine months.
- i think i understood thismaternal protectiveness, because i am dealing with so much (beep). - if anybody tries to (beep)with me, how (beep) dare you. - yeah, but this is just the beginning. - we haven't even had the baby yet. - [pregnant woman] it only lasts for a certain amount of time. it really is a beautifulthing, and it's gonna make you appreciate your body so much more.
- i've had like such a hard day, (beep) try and (beep) with me. if you try and (beep) with my baby, i will get out of the car, and i will punch you in the nuts. - [ned] third trimester what? bam! it's a baby in your belly,you getting pregnant! miracle of life bitch!
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