Is An Usher Part Of The Wedding Party

- thanks for being here, pal.- oh, thank you for having me. - i'm sorry i couldn't makethe wedding--i appreciate-- - you're not really sorry. - no, i am.[audience laughter] - but why didn't you makea little more effort to go?

Is An Usher Part Of The Wedding Party, it's not like they not holding the production for youfor one day. - they can't ho--i have to doa show every single day, and you had it--if you wouldhave had it in town,

but you had it in florida. - she's talking, like,really fast so i don't-- [audience laughter] - we...would have gone...if you would've had it...here. why'd you have it--- i was going to bring you your gift bag. - well, why didn't you? people had gift bags?[audience laughter] - yeah, the people that went.

and--but it's okay, i gave itto somebody else in my house. - no, but i saw some pictures.it looked beautiful, and it was big! there were like400 people there. - eh, yes, it was like,you know-- it was my familyand closest friends. um...and--[audience laughter] - you have--[audience laughter] that's a big family.- but, no--

[cheers and applause] ah, my manolo, yeah, my son.- and your son. - he was very excitedto give me away. - look how beautiful that is!- yeah. it was like a dr--like a fairy tale. like, it came out perfectly likehow i wanted, i have to say. the people that worked helpingme do the wedding, amazing. - it's hard to plan somethingthat's not here, too. you can't really see the set.you can't see anything

until you're there. - but i knew what i wanted,so, like-- it was--- look how tough she is. "but i knew what i wanted!"[audience laughter] - i knew i wanted you to come, but i guess i wasn'tgood enough for you. - aw, no!audience: aw! oh, that--- were you intimidated because of the dancingthat was gonna go on there?

- yes, i was.[audience laughter] - you do your littledancing here, but-- - [laughs][audience laughter] - you--i knew--i had a feeling you thought you were not going tobe able to like, measure up withthe latin people. - but there were alsoamerican people there. i married an american, so--- right. and how long didthe reception go to?

like, what was the latest?- eh, like 6:00 in the morning. - ooh!- yeah. - we had, like, a party, and then we hadan after party. was everybody drunk?like, everybody got drunk? - eh, no, not everybody. - like, the whole castof "modern family" was there. - yeah, they were there.they were tipsy. even ed o'neill went.

- who?- ed-- - ay, look at him there! you have the pictures of us. - [indistinct]- ay... 'cause we have allthe pictures ready to go. look at everybody.- oh, look at them. - yeah. - no, they had a great time,i think. - yeah.well, i bet they did.

it looked amazing.- yeah, we had a great time. a lot of food,a lot of flowers. a lot of, like, nice people. you missed a very good party.- i did.