last week we've seen these 6 pairsof homosexual, transgender and heterosexual best friends, with their crazy hilarious stories and their ambiguous, tangled relationship. today they will continue to sharetheir laughter-filled life stories with their super straight friends. my straight best friends part 2starting now
Lesbian Wedding Bridal Party, well, linjin, have you helped ajie picked up girls? no. he’s way of pursuing a girl is kind of special. he told me then that he liked a girl in class, so i told the girl, but she said she wasn’t interested.
later on when he’s not into her anymore, she came to tell me now she likes him. their romance is like, hmn… watermelon growing in the summer, and orange growing in winter— wrong season! yeah, can’t make a new flavor out of this. wrong season, wrong season. it ended just like that. ajie, when you are single, do you often spend time with linjin? often spending time together… yeah because i go see him whenever i’m bored. he is more interesting.
he often comes to sleep in my bed at my home. did you kiss him secretly? well i really want to but he’s always awake. i wonder why. hahahaha. ajie, is linjin like… considerate like madi? no, he’s like this to everyone. yeah, he’s just… slack. silly big sister. he’s like this to friends. have you ever thought about if there were no girls left in the whole world,
and you were on a desert island with linjin, could you do it? really, do it! okay. he’s really reluctant. so in fact you could. i could but the important thing is that there had to be no girls left. fine, wait a minute, if there were only him and me, whou would you pick? ms. qu, of course. really? really.
you’ll get punished by thunder god, i tell you. ms… ms… desert island, desert island. you don’t need to put yourself in this kind of devastating environment like a dinosaur in extinction. first time today, too. fufu, how about fufu. ok. you mean… yeah.you mean helping to pursue a girl? yeah, have you helped him looking?actually, he helped me pursue more. nah, i have a lot of guy friends who dance.dance? b boy. yeah.
b boy, right, kind of handsome.he often feels like… wow… someone is handsome, and comes close to me and hides behind to watch. one time, i was practicing dancing as usual. he was hiding behind andcalled me over and told me, “shaolin, can you help me get his underpants?†get…get who? what does it mean? underpants.get the guy friend’s underpants. can you help me get william’s underpants? i’ll keep my underpants safe.
wait, like what he was wearing on the spot or fresh ones from home? just his underpants.as long as he has worn them before. i don’t believe it. what do you want them for? fufu, what do you want them for? i wanted a warm christmas. and then…on the holiday, his friends was like thishey, shaolin told me to give you these. wait a minute, so shaolin didn’t bring them,the guy friend directly brought it. did he wash the pants?he said he washed them.
then… did you want them washed or unwashed?ah…. unwashed. i don’t understand what you bring the home for?to frame them and hang on the wall? no, have you ever watched kamen superhero? hentai kamen. then… this is a very caring move, right? this is very caring. why would a straight man tell his buddies thathey, give your underpants to my gay friend. i felt like he’s way too caring. yeah. have you ever done something caring for each other, vince? him and i… but he has lots of chicks and doesn’t need help.
he has lot of female schoolmates. then what is the most touching thing he has ever done for you? well, he comes to me whenever i need him. if i’m in any trouble, if i ask him to come, he’ll come for me. i’ll tell you, he’s crazy. once we got together for new year’s eve. . the point is right after the count down. when it’s 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, happy new year,usually this time if you are a couple, aren't you supposed to be hugging and kissing your girlfriend or boyfriend?right.
he wasn’t. he came to hug me. isn’t this…. stand up, stand up. how was the hug? i’ll show you.10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. he was all over me. and he kept poking me and jumping on top of me. i was thinking what was that about. the point is after hugging him,did you go back to hug your girlfriend? yes. your girlfriend must be embarrassed.
no, his girlfriend was angry.yeah, i went back to comfort her immediately. his girlfriend was pretty angry at that time. the girls would definitely be angry. i would be stunned and walk away immediately. you would immediately walk away? witout slapping him first? why? that hurts. and girls, you know, we have strong intuitions. definitely would think it should naturally be her hug.yeah. then tien, who would you hug?
my girlfriend, of course. have you ever, because of a friend, well, you know you are the type that acted quite surprised i act surprised? why would i act surprised. a-gai, do you have any friends who put dates before mates? i tell you, i was listening to these people talking about friendship, and i felt like we are shit. also, our friendship is built upon dates before mates. if we aren’t horny, we won’t have our friendship.
when i first met her, it was pretty bitchy. because at that time i liked a boy,she was close to the boy. so i told her, hey gogo, let me tell you something… i feel like i kind of like so and so these days… i approached her in a mentality that i was going to pry information. who knows we would become friends later. then… we were, because the boy we liked got back together with his ex-boyfriend, and the boy she likes, you know, says her nipples are too dark, we lick each other’s wounds.
our friendship is built upon emotional trauma. hmn, so when you are in a relationship, you don’t see each other. how about ajie?do you leave linjin aside when you are in a relationship? i should say when he has a girlfriend i’ll take the initiative to leave him alone. yeah.you will just separate? i don’t understand. linjin you are so nice.you should be thinking hey, you can be together. got a girlfriend, let’s all hang out. you are a fun friend. no, i have lots of friends i can spare this one. i have a ranking myself.
handsome list top 1 has a girlfriend now, ok, i’ll go to no. 2. then no. 2 got a girlfriend, hey, no. 1 just broke up? i’ll go back to no. 1. so it’s 1, 2, 3, 3, 2, 1. wait, so is he the most handsome one among your straight guy friends? in my own ranking, he is the top 1. i feel like we girls are still closer. so there isn’t a problem with dates before mates. but she often got this problem that like when she was hosting an event, when hosting a party, maybe you can see her in the beginning, but later she’s missing.for a period of time she’s missing.
later on when she shows up again, it’s been 2, 3 hours. she’s already wasted. today we have a small program. toast a drink to truth. ask each other best friend to truth or dares. come, right away. damn my mom keeps snooping my phone. don’t worry the conversation will be erased once you exit the chatroom. no worries, no records.
download “boyfriend†social app for gays. find your new world ok. i this program, a pair of good friends will ask each other what they want to ask. you can choose either to answer the question honestly or drink a cup of bitter tea. yes, and please, put your left hands on top of your chest for me please. put three fingers out on your right hands. be absolutely honest. i will not put show effect first, and answer truthfully. please say it.
i will not put show effect first, and answer truthfully. i’ll ask first. alright. ok. gogo. are you afraid that i will compete with you for men? am i afraid that you will? no, i’m not. because our sense, our men sense,shouldn't be so messy. mine’s better. ok. your turn, a-gai. if your boyfriend cheated on you with me, will you forgive me?
good question. i just have a cold chill inside. do you want to drink directly? gogo. is… is your boyfriend going to be handsome? i mean your boyfriend cheated on you with me. my boyfriend is totally going to be handsome. then i want to watch when you two make love. is that ok? wow. this is crazy. bring me my bp pills. bring my bp pills. yeah.that’s ok.
then you can have him for a few days. ok, gogo. please ask. second question. do you still like, that, that boy you asked me to help you pursue back then? drink the bitter tea.wow. gogo, you pierced deep into his heart. is the bitter tea bitter? i thought you’d just do show props. no, it’s real.we are also very honest. can’t answer?
this question is too tough. so he has this boyin his heart always, hasn’t he? did you.. after breakup? hahaha. how eager are you for getting money? after breakup agreement, did you still have intimate behaviors? this i can say. after breakup, no. then… did you, on the day of breakup? did you, on the day of breakup? this is what’s called breakup x. yes.yes, on the day of breakup.
you should give him, something to be nostalgic later on. is the day of breakup the day i went to your place? was it when you were inside the room for a long time? no, no, no. miss, miss, this exceeds question quota. ok.do you have anything else to add? no. so irritating. then you ask. it’s your turn to ask. last question. ask her if the color is real. you are still a virgin, but other than the human body,have you tried anything else? ah….. i’m scared to listen. scared to listen.
i’ll drink it. i’ll drink it. miss says, i have, i have. this, i’ll tell you later. ah. so bitter. thanks you two. finish it. finish it. did you see the previous two go? well, yes. last two.alright. so the two of you, be honest to each other. the studio god is watching. ok. go. come, xiaoba go first. i’d like to ask you, just now, when you were interacting with tian,
have you thought of me, in your heart? look, look. we found it. this is called jealousy. tian told me you were not acting right just then. at that time when i was leaving my seat, actually no. but in close distance, interacting with tian, i was thinking what if, it was you instead. if... if... if... if it was xiaoba. what if, what if it was xiaoba,would he agree to interact with me like this?
oh you ask him just like this. direct question back. slap him with this question. good. good. now you.if you don’t dare to interact you drink. come. come do the interactions do you choose to drink, or do you want to interact? yes, he’s asking you. he says he dares. it’s really bitter. do you dare? you can choose to drink or choose to interact. it’s ok. he is licking his tongue. he can. he’s asking you back.
but i can’t. why? wait. why? why?i need to know why? why? there is sop still. because he has a girlfriend. i can’t. he doesn’t care. i care. he doesn’t care. this is acting. this is theater. this is not real. this is theater. a show. show time. right? it’s show time. do you really care about the girlfriend? not a problem. but he says he doesn’t care. this is a show. we might sign up for the golden bell awards for this kiss. we might win.
kiss for the golden bell. it’s really important. that. that girlfriend of xiaoba. this is just a show. are you willing to? ok. come. your hand posture is different from when you were with tian. madi are you actually kind of happy, or excited, thrilled. he’s really looking forward to this. how long have you known each other? how long?two years, almost three. have you thought about this day, madi? no, because i always hug him in secret.hug him in secret.
how often are you two in your room, or in your home? about every other day. every other day. quite often in a week. how about your girlfriend? he lives upstairs my place. every other day. so one day for the girlfriend in between? no. i don’t live with my girlfriend. he says they live upstairs and downstairs. it’s really close. ok. good. then do we have something to say to each other before we kiss? but, this is your first kiss, isn’t it?
no, the first screen kiss is already given to tian. this is second screen kiss. it’s yours. but in reality he… we can just have a romantic relationship first. let’s just touch noses.because, kissing is still not quite ok. what’s wrong with you?only kissing will bring the golden bell. yeah. for our program, the golden bell depends on you. this kiss. red carpet depends on you. ah, golden bell. alright. we don’t want to force you. noses first. you have your free will. noses first.
just that xiaoba, you are okay, right?i’m okay. want to tell your girlfriend first? well, he and i are really good friends. and here we are putting on a show, alright? ok. just a kiss. yes. anything. you can do a french kiss if you want. how do you feel? that… it’d be great if he didn’t have a girlfriend. wait, let me ask xiaoba. do you, in fact, feel differently? because he’s really… more considerate than girls. ah if he were a girl, it’d be…
really? if he were…the future is hard to tell. did you feel any emotions? i felt… warm. and when he leaned towards you, he’s beautiful, right? yes. ok. i think there is no need to ask you two any more questions.alright? thank you. the message is deleted after read. i want to ask you that if one day i confess my feelings to you, will you want to be together with me? i will consider it very delightedly.
hmn, wait what if we both confess at the same time? there is no place for me in this world. miss qu it’s ok.now a.j.’s question. have you ever get scared, worried that i might fall in love with you? about this question…actually i’m not worried. can give it a try.she’s so excited. is that a love confession? can we give it a try on love confession? er.. what moment made you want to be with her? felt like maybe it’s her, might be her.
to be able to connect when we talk. yeah. because i feel that between girls, the feeling of connection is important, heartfelt communication. yeah, heartfelt communication. then is she, is she more handsome than all your dates? hmn, yes. she’s really handsome. but we’ve known each other too well. since elementary school. so i kept have this image that when she was still a little girl in elementary school. bob cut just pops up.let me tell you this needs to wait for a special moment when she gives a love confession, you’ll…
we have to forget and do over. let go of childhood images. so want to do a serious love confession? then, peggy, ask one more. hmn, have you imagined what my body is like? oh. this is forcing her to drink bitter tea, right? oh, so shy. leg, i guess.wait. have you imagined my legs? miss. excuse us. excuse us. call an ambulance for me. give me a chance. don’t you…
my legs. you have imagined a little, right? yes, yes, yes. during the photoshoot before. i imagined. maybe face. i feel like her face is also the cute girl type that i like. and i like girls with big eyes. ok. a.j.’s turn. do you dare to let me kiss you ma?huh? what? what? kiss your mom? no, she knows my mom pretty well too. with her mom! or dad? kiss me where? hmn.
that depends where. so if you agree, she’ll kiss you directly. she says lips.oh she says lips. no, because i feel like if i say yes, you guys will…it’s a show. no, no. you can say no. i feel that, in private it should be ok, but this is on screen and… it’s too embarrassing on screen. so private, right? go to the sides. dirctor, make the lighting darker. good friends. give a hug. so sweet. alright. actually we don’t really want to ask you to kiss or whatnot,
you can say no. just drink the bitter tea. here we go. vince, ask first. hmn… have you ever spoken ill of me behind my back? i… i never spoke ill of you but i’ve said you were short. what? i said that he’ short. this i can admit. not a problem. i was chatting with my friends. because all my friends thought he’s really handsome, and lots of my girl friends wanted to meet him, yeah, so i said, ‘but he’s really short.’ like that. no problem. i can introduce a friend of mine. he’s even shorter.
hahaha. you’re so mean. then ask your question. viva’s turn. on my birthday, my sworn brother was taking care of me crazily. he kept carrying me around. were you jealous? sworn brother? my sworn brother is also straight. that time, it was me carrying you later. and it was me taking care of you. his sworn brother went to take care of someone else? why do the both of you keep on saying the same things? why do you two telling me the same scenario? each says they took care of me? which one of you is it?
sworn brother also said the same thing? at that time, you were puking all over that… you hair became messy. i went to borrow rubber bands and tied them for you. so heartwarming. you are so nice. wow. so sweet. did you take the rubber bands from the ghost money tearing guy? ghost money folding guy? you mean the guy burning the ghost money? and you tied her hair for her? then?she was too drunk, so… bridal carry. then i carried her from the toilet bridal style. i don’t believe it. she’s so tall, you could carry her?
dragging. bridal style, really? yes. she was lying or crouching on the floor. lying inside the toilet.puking? yes. she was hugging the toilet and puking. and lots of people were saying she’s puking inside. so you rushed in. hero to the damsel in distress. regardless of everything and run in. come, come, come. carry her. you just, pretend this is the toilet at that time. are you sure you can carry? you have to faint. you have to faint.
walk outside. alright. alright. come. carry her back to the seat to be seated properly. sit properly. i don’t believe it. so hot. so, don’t look down upon short people. you’re hot. thank you, miss. hot. ok. your turn to ask. hmn, have you fantasized me naked? i can’t take it. can’t take it.i’m transforming. i’ll drink. i’ll drink. why? i want to see. want to see him naked?
after drinking. ask one more question for us. alright? wow. neat. bottom up. viva, come. oh, mariko and i have our eyes wide open from here. got scared? back then you were, taking graduation pictures with me. at that time you said you wanted to kiss me. actually wanted to kiss me on the lips. do you still want to try it for once? wow. they are all very awesome. i can’t take it.
i’ll drink. you drink. you can’t? it’s ok to speak. i feel this is kind of… ok. drink. thanks to these two. so previously when you two kissedit was on the cheeks. he never kissed on the mouth. but it’s just lips touching. you are overthinking this. but i drank already. oh oh oh. thanks. thanks you two. i look forward to this pair the most. swinging dick in the air. taking off clothes.
i think this pair will be crazy. first. let me go first. so, do you have sexual fantasies about me? oh, i feel, no. i have to be honest.i swear, i swear to god. i swear that i have never have any sexual fantasy about you. maybe if you change a head, i might. two heads, yeah? yeah, change a head, i might. ok. your question.well, actually. shaolin is so straight, so straight that when he talks to a gay he’ll just touch gay landmines carelessly.
he just lives in a super straight world. have i ever make you feel like it’s embarrassing to have me as your friend? when eating. what do you mean ‘when eating’? bad manners? eat what? because he often… when it’s with his own friends, he'll be like this. open his mouth wide. not caring about image. and with food in his mouth. yeah. and i felt like what the heck is the guy doing. what the heck. yeah. need to take it back. what the heck. yeah. so that’s about it. just when eating? nothing else?
nothing else. i feel like it’s a lot of fun being fufu’s friend. alright. ok. let’s continue. because back when we were in university, everyone was pretty crazy. fufu he once, licked one of our classmate’s… one of his toes. but i kept asking him to do this. oh. no. i am not willing.you can’t be willing. what about it? is it possible? please choose. if it’s someone else’s toe i will. whose?
whoever. wait, can you lick zusiung’s?of course i can lick zusiung’s. take it off and let’s see. he’s not wearing socks. yes, yes. ok? zusiung you said ok. zusiung, come over, we’ll let him take a look. we won’t necessarily let him lick. you can check if this is the type you like. no, but his toe nails are really neat and clean. yeah. indeed. i’m telling you, many people will envy me. you are screaming now, but there will be many people envious of me for having licked zusiung’s toe. zusiung is also pretty happy.
ah. that’s not licking. that’s keeping in the mouth. thank you . wait. talk about it. calm.when he licks, it was electric shock to my whole body. i saw his mouth coming over like this.my whole body was like… it felt like electricity. yeah, you were like this. i felt it’s like fish eating feet skin. do you feel the same? no, i feel like it’s… difficult to describe the trembling. were you scared? because i thought he was kissing. got a tremble for the whole body. ok. ok. got an electric shock.electric shock. electric shock.
if you came out of the closet one day, would you choose me as your first boyfriend? if you came out of the closet. no. no. because we’ve known each other too well. are you going to cry? i thought he’d say yes. when you are in bed with your boyfriend doing those things, which positions do you like? very good. very good. great grand kid. grandma’s watching. grandma’s watching. so it’s my turn, right?
then what about you and your girlfriend, what positions do you like? so bitter. are the two of you thirsty? really. i know for a while you were, in an ambiguous relationship with an senior school mate, and he’s straight. i don’t know your progress, what is going on…. this pair is not so bold. they are more scholar type. previous ones are warriors. yeah. you are scholar types. now i don’t have much feelings for him i have a new one. if we feel like you are lying, we can also ask you do drink.yes.
i have someone new.but you two were really close before. he wants you to answer about that one. goodbye, senior. but you two were really close before. before is before, and i have someone new. who’s your new guy?is this the third question? yes.he jumped a question. this is the third question. yes. there’s someone new now. what?he asks who cheated. i did.you did. yes. i also told the senior schoolmate. so is this one from the same school? that… you said same school?
no. it’s… hey. you have high hitting rate. linjin has drank, well, two out of three. linjin. ask him one more question. kill him. kill him. i’m saying to you that… do you dare kiss me now? how about licking your braces? lick, ok. lick my braces. braces should be ok. if you don’t lick, you’ll have to drink. this is more of your style, right?
linjin, if he won’t lick, he’ll have to drink all of these. i’ll lick. really? yes. lick. come, come, come. be careful. don’t scratch your tongue. uncomfortable.uncomfortable. you should feel pretty awesome. so strange. licking should be on sensitive spots. why licking braces. your own question. your turn. then do you dare to lick me?where? where?
nostril. nostril. i really dare. really? ear? ear i also dare. what about here? i also dare. toe?i also dare. here.groin, groin. is program limitation ok? all ok. there’s no real limitation for internet i’m telling you just take your pants off.
no. i’ll drink. i think ajie has a beautiful figure from the side of the face. do you dare to let him lick you this way down from here here? one line. you pick a spot. your own choice.i choose. say it. we… lick his nostrils. come.you have to present your nostrils. alright. thanks you two. tian. come. do you want to join our…
madi. do you have any questions for him? tian? a-gai is upset.a-gai. a-gai, come over. i just called him gai king. so happy.really happy. you have to make a move too. drink if you can’t answer. ok. ask away. have you ever thought about dating a boy? yes.ok. no need to say. this is enough. ok. answer this one properly.you have to ask to the point. so if it is possible for you to have feelings for boys, what do you feel about me?
this one, well, even i can answer that. you mean about your appearance or interior? i feel like the interior of you is very, hmn, can’t put it this way. in general, i feel like you are a very nice person. but for a romantic relationship that depends on destiny. i’m sweating now, tian, god. give us a tough question. aren’t you usually very bold? why are you cringing like this? because i really like him. then ask him the third question. c’mon.
do you dare to give me a kiss? do i dare? alright, i’ll drink. why did i come up here and do all these? you slutty man.i’m not a slutty man. is grinding noses ok? wait. see how considerate he is.is it ok? ok. ok. a-gai is gonna cry. i’m telling you. ok. are you alright? thank you.
a.j., come. come. a.j., please ask away. have you ever felt heart-throbbed for a girl? i have. what kind of girl gave you the feeling? the girl i like? big sister type. like me? like my type? no, no. it’s about personality. the type that takes care of others. appearance, what about appearance? pants or dress? pants.
handsome, right? can i give you a kiss? everyone, all think about only one question for their three questions. all you want to do is kiss. right? all of you. first two questions are just stalling time. yeah, all want to kiss. ok? is it ok? it’s alright if you don’t want to. because i am really a bit curious how to kiss. so, you’re ok with this? you’re ok?
ok.oh, you haven’t kissed yet. no? then let’s dance. when you kiss, we’ll happily end the question here.thank you. wait. i also want to ask you a question quickly. yeah. do you have, that, that… the girls you dated, what’s the range of their age? maximum 5, 6 years’ age difference. how about roughly 20 years? no, no. then do you have for me…
sometimes, we should just focusing on doing the show. it’s so glad today. hearing so many different thoughts about each other,but we surely can in fact, all be good friends. yes, we are cross-gender, cross different groups, i feel this is the best. no matter for heterosexual, homosexual, anyone, i feel we are the most genuine and most happy thank you, tian. thank you mariko. love and peace. don’t forget love and piece. have fun. keep a healthy mentality to see everything. ok. bye-bye. next time. stay tuned for lgbt talk show. thank you. good job.
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