(urinates) - oh my god. - ella and eugene are getting married! - no... - effing...
People In The Wedding Party, - way. - so i guess you probably figured out why i invited all of you here. will you be my groomsmen?
- yes, yes! - so obviously, steveis gonna be my best man. - what? - oh my god, look at these,they're one of a kind! - i was best man at mybrother's wedding, so... - oh, that's really wonderful.- [male friend] steve, if you need any hot tips,i got you covered bro! - oh, no man, don't worryabout it, i got this. - who the (bleep) does max think he is?
- um, who's this? - oh, this is my cousin, justin. - to best friends. yo, i don't know why i'm not the best man. i'm eugene's cousin, i don't know. - best friends. - [max] steven is in way over his head. he's gonna get overwhelmedand drop the ball, and when he does i'llbe there to scoop it up.
- we should probably see what the bridesmaids look like, right? - on it. look at those arms. - let's see, what's herrelationship status say? oh, she doesn't have it. i really hope i find loveat this wedding, you know? maybe even get married myself, who knows? - if you don't like this placeyou don't have to go here.
- come on, let's go. - it's like a cool, brazilian new years. - i think it's like a coolbrazilian coke dealer. - i mean, your butt looks great. - [eugene] thanks. - nope, nope, no way, ew.- [steve] no! - that looks good. (all gasp) - [eugene] it's the one.- [max] oh my god, it's so soft.
- [eugene] guys, don't mess up the suit. i still have to buy it-- - yeah, don't mess up the suit. steven, get off him.- [eugene] it's okay, but thank you. - are you ready to gethot for this wedding? - i'm ready to get hot for this wedding! - let's do it! (fast workout music) - i haven't eaten gluten in two months.
- yeah, i'm on a strict liquid diet. - i take three cold showers a day because the shivering burns calories. - wait, our outfits are pinkoxfords and yellow bow ties? - are you kidding me, when ami ever gonna wear that again? - just got a superpassive aggressive email from steve about the bachelor party. it's probably gonna be really tacky. (dance music)
- i can't believe youguys got vagina straws. - surprise, surprise! vagina cake! - can we get five morecosmos for us, thank you. - make that six! actually no, we're just gonna have five. justin, you're drunk. - [steve] that was a70 dollar vagina cake. the wedding is tomorrow and i can't wait
for it to be over becausei am losing my mind! (alarm beeping) it's here! wake up, ya sons of bitches! we're already late! - it's 4:30 in the morning.- [steve] yes! - didn't wanna step on your toes, but i was starting to wonder when you were gonna wake up these sleepy heads.
- [all] you're getting married today! - alright, here ya go. get your coffee, we gota big schedule ahead. (glasses clink) (knock on door) maid of honor's here! - [male friend] oh god,do not look at my hair. - i have a card from ella. it's like a love note or something.
(gentle music) - i can't find my suspenders. - somebody needs to go ona run to the rental car. - everyone look for the keys first. we can't find the keys. - got 'em. - [steve] oh, thank you forscaring the hell out of us. - why are you guys all dressed up? - are you kidding me right now?
- (mumbling) shirt! - everything okay out here? - everything's great. - i need help with my suit. - did steve tie this for you?- that looks fantastic. yeah, i tied it. - i'm sorry, i'm gonna retie it. - no, it looks good. - because it looks like a blind person--
- okay, you know what, can ispeak with you for a second? ever since he decidedthat i was the best man, you have been a negativenancy and a pouty-- - i dunno what you're doing in his head. you are singlehandedly trying to take my best friend away from me! - someone hold my hair back. - [steve] oh, god, oh god. (girls cheering)
- [all] ball and chain! - you're never gonnascrew any guys ever again! - alright, three, two, one... (violin music) - did the maid of honor, like, wake up five minutes before this wedding started? - did she even care about this? - god damn her arms in that dress. - i mean, the one in themiddle is the lawyer, right?
(groomsmen gasp) - [officiant] do you take ella in sickness and in health, as longas you both shall live? - [eugene] i do. - [officiant] ella, do youtake eugene in sickness - [ella] i do. - [officiant] you may kiss the groom. (audience cheers) (hip hop music)
(friends cheering) - okay, here's the deal, here's the deal. i've known ella for a really long time. eugene, you're a cool dude, you took my best bitch from me, butlike, i think you guys are gonna be really happy andmarriage is awesome, so... cheers to these two! (friends cheer) and any available groomsmen,come see me later.
- single over here, so... - so i've known eugenefor a long time now. probably longer than anyof his other friends. when we took a trip to big sur last year, he said, "steve, i met this girl." and i said, "what's her name?" and he said, "her name is ella." and i said, "ella,that's beautiful. i mean, that's what the greeks callgreece, they call it ellas."
and i was like, "is she the one, eugene?" and he said, "steve... "i know." and i just wanna say, may you love each other more every single day. i love you, eugene. - we love you, we love you, we love you! - hey, steven. - max.
- that was a beautiful speech. - you know, i couldn't havedone today without your help. i'm not the best man, we're the best men. - get over here, hermano. - i don't know if i cando another wedding, man. - no, no way. - it was a really pretty ceremony. - it was adorable. - he looked amazing.
- he looked incredible. (phones beep) - [all] no effing way! (all laugh) - [male friend] literally all of our friends are getting married. - [steve] every one of 'em. - hey, wanna get out of here? - uh, it's happening.
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