who’s the good looking guy turningall the heads tonight at the scarf party? tom! that’s right! talking about tom! wow, not everyone can pull off a red scarf. its warm color brings out my cool style.
Pre Wedding Cocktail Party Invitation Wording, check it out! it took all night,but my new app is finally-- ah! no toilet! not... ...in the toilet. finally, one of ben’sinventions is right where it belongs.
oh this is so nerve racking. i know. it’s like, “gosh,what’s my best runway angle?†no, i mean... left? right? over the shoulder? up the nose? tom, be serious. this is a big opportunity for me. this isn’t just some scarf fashion show, this is the scarf spectacular runway necktacular! i don't know if you know this, butthe scarf industry is so hard to break into. and every year the ssrn, you knowthe necktacular all the scarfiers give one
newcomer a chance to show their scarves to the world. and this year, i am that newcomer. angela, relax. i’m here for you. i’m actually here for the party, andthis party has everything! shrimp: free, punch: free, cocktail wieners: surprisingly expensive. just kidding, those are free too! i have to get ready, so please don’t embarrass me. just try to act like you belong here. don’t worry, i’m just gonna go scarf down some shrimp.
scarf down some shrimp? angela, did you hear what i just said?!and she thought i was gonna embarrass her. still not working, huh? nope. so what’s the problem? the cloud storage matrix? no, you’d think, but what’sreally causing the main issue is-- the cross-platform integration? well, it’s more than that, it’s-- the response sequencing loop? get out of the way, i’ll fix it.
go right ahead, i could use a laugh. for starters, you’ll never be able to by pass the base matrix-- -you have bypassed the base matrix.-wait, how did you do that? i mean... beginners luck. whoa, no, no, no, thefood is for guests. guests only! what? i’m a guest. how could you get invitation?you’re wearing your scarf backwards. i know. now you wear it sideways.this is truly embarrassing for you.
embarrassing? don’t embarrass me! you’re right, this is embarrassing... for you. you’ve obviously never heard about thebackwards with a sideways shift scarf trend. i don't know why.i’ve heard about all of these fashions. of course i have. then you obviously know who i am.i’m tom, of tom’s scarf productions. i’m head scarf… producer... scarf-ducer. you... are a scarf-ducer?
couldn’t say it if it wasn’t true. let me pick your brain. what fabric makes the best fringe for you? well, it’s hard to say... yeah, it’s hard to say! this is the biggest debate in the scarf community! for a year. you know, to me, it isn’t even about the fabric anymore. it’s the whole... scarf-sperience. scarf-sperience? yes! i pretty much want to use technology to break down all scarf limitations. i’m talking about an app that willallow you to try one very scarf ever invented,
and even scarves that haven’t been invented! no limitations.no limitations, no walls, no boundaries. the scarves can go anywhere! that’s why it’s called the infinite closet. whoa this is perfect. imust take you to my superior. i heard everything... ...and i love it! ohmyfosh, ohmyfosh, ohmyfosh…i can’t believe it. agh! it’s like, how nervous am i?
i mean, singing on stage is onething, but talking on a stage about scarves? it’s so totally different! all i know is you’re gonna do great,because your scarves are great. my neck’s been warm all night. and i didn’tembarrass you once. everything’s going great. attention, scarfies! stop what you’re doing! huh, that’s a familiar voice. we have a very special guest tonight.i’d like to introduce a young visionary who i believe will revolutionize the neck statement industry. angela...
stay where you are. you’re not the newcomer of the year anymore. tom, come to the stage darling! earlier tonight, tom pulled me asideand told me about his brilliant new infinite closent. no, i didn’t pull, there was no pull.i think there’s been a mistake. yes! there has been a mistake! foryears now, closets have been finite! right. but can i just explain-- you can explain! at nine 9a.m. in my office, on thefirst day of your scarf-ternship!
oh, how could you? angela, wait! all i wanted to do was show myscarves and spread my message: cool style and warm necks for everyone.and you had to go and blow up my spot. angela, i’m sorry. i’d never blowup your spot on purpose. i don’t know how i became the hit of theparty, people just love me i guess-- argh! tom, you’re-- look. i have a meeting with autumnsummers tomorrow, and she wants to hear about the infinite closet--
which first of all has nothing todo with me... and second of all, the app doesn’t even exist! yet! but i already have it allfigured out...in my head. seriously! it will be an app all about your scarves. “angela’s infinite closet:warm necks are one swipe away†ignore that last part, we can work on that later. no, that’s great! that actuallydoesn’t sound that bad! that’s what i meant! genius, right? no not at all.
now i just need to make the app. alright so... infinite closet. can you do it? can? well, yes, of course i can-- great! so just let me know whenyou’re done and we’ll be-- but i don’t think i should. i can’t just bail you out everytime you make a mistake -- you’ll never learn your lesson! sounds to me like someone doesn't know how to make an infinite closet app. do too. i just don’t want to keep enabling tom’s bad habits.
i like to encourage him to fixhis mistakes. i call that ben-abling. call it what you want. all i hearis a guy that doesn’t want to reuse the existing framework of an app he already has to help his friend. what? i mean. yes, i could do it.but i would have to reskin it-- and you don’t know how. don’t know how? i show youwho doesn't know how. watch this! nice work. you know i like candy, right? are you sure this is gonna work?
app-solutely. tom, darling! welcome to my palaceof scarf-spiration! so glad you could be here! who are you? ah angela? i was supposed tobe the newcomer of the year. rhetorical. tom, i’m dying to hear your presentation.i’ve completely cleared my schedule for the next seven minutes. take me to the infinite closet. infinite closet: that’s exactly what i have.it’s an app with every scarf you can possibly imagine. but for the presentation i’d like to turn things over to angela.
the real genius behind the idea. thanks, tom. scarves! they light upour necks. they provide us for something special, something extraordinary. angela’s infinite closet will bring affordable scarves to billions of people all around the world. finally scarves can be for everyone! everyone?! tom, what is this? uh... angela’s infinite closet?! no, no, no! scarves are not for everyone!if everyone had a scarf how we would be able to tell the cool people from the…
normals! did you just say normals? sorry, i meant to say ordinary regular normals. hey! some of my best friends are ordinary regular normals! it’s ok tom! autumn summers, you know what? we don’t want to sell our scarves here. go aheadand keep your lame scarf spectacular! it’s a neck-tacular! i know what i said! come on, tom. we’re out of here. and another thing! despite what’s justhappened here, i just wanna say that you
put on a lovely event and the food tablewas first rate! see you again next year! no we won’t, tom. no we won’t! wait, why not? because we’re gonna sellour scarves on our own terms. you’ll never warm a neck again! it’s the end of fashion as we know it. alright, ben, music up! we’rehauling heat in three, two, one: come on, hank! work it! i thought you'd never ask.
are you wearing that scarf or is it wearing you? i got this! that’s what i’m talking about! look at him. he’s smoldering! it’s working! orders are off thehook! everybody wants your scarves! no way! that’s awesome, we did it! we’re gonna be so scarfin’ rich! haha! yeah, if we were charging for them! wait... you wanted me to charge for the scarves?
i thought they were supposed to be for everyone. like, free! what?!
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