American Wedding Unrated Bachelor Party



mucilage is, um,dangerous territory. and i would thinkany adhesive product... would have a warningright on the...on the tube. i thought it was,uh, uh, lubricant. okay, i was tryingto use lubricant.



American Wedding Unrated Bachelor Party

American Wedding Unrated Bachelor Party, oh. oh. son, couldn't you have leftthat disgusting thing at home? excuse me?


well, that kindof material isoffensive to me. [sarcastically]oh, well, we're sorry. but you see, my soncouldn't leave it at home... because he's having a bitof a medical emergency. that's right.thanks, dad. your opinion of his tastein video rentals,i'm afraid, is, uh, nota priority, lady. dad...okay? it's at the bottomof the totem pole. okay?


[whispering]thank you, dad. okay. my son...is sitting hereright now... with his handglued to his penis. but that doesn't meananything to you,does it? because youdon't have a penis. or maybe you do!dad... sorry.i'm sorry, i'm sorry.ow! you know, it just bugs mewhen-when-when peoplespeak before they think. you know, they speak...


how you doin', son?ah.i've been better. [dad]boy, that doesn't looktoo bad, jim. good job, doctor. the swelling should subsidein about eight or nine days. eight or... eight or nine... beach party's in a week.nadia's coming. oh. oh. doctor, my-my sonhas a party in seven days, and there's a young ladycoming...


that he's beenwaiting to... he's been waitingto get with. i'd tell your sonto keep his pants onduring that party. oh, yes, yes. believe me,i will be doing that.it goes without saying. but if his pants... decide to come offduring the party, could he havefull use of his, um, penis? okay.


this should shavea couple of days off. oh, good. thank you, doctor. jim, that's good news. this has beena good-news day, son.here. put this on. little chillyout there.


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