- so i just saidcongratulations. you're engaged.you're getting married soon. - yeah. [cheers and applause] - do you--do we know how soon?
Why Nobody Cares About Wedding, do you know--do you have a date? - i know how soon, yeah.[laughs] we haven't really shared that,though. - okay, well,then don't share it.
but who's doing mostof the planning--you? - no, no.i'm doing wine-tasting. he is--secretly, this is, like,his princess moment. he has waited for thisfor a long time. he's been hoardingbridal magazines. he's very ready. - like, really, like, everyaspect of the wedding planning? - every aspect--aspects i didn't even know went into wedding planning,he is on.
- like what? - to have a centerpiece;to not have a centerpiece. he has very strong opinions.- does he want a centerpiece? - no centerpieces. who cares?he does. - but you just saved some moneyright there. no, he's very particularabout the music and the guest list. - is it big?
- i think people are thinkingit's a lot bigger than it is. they'll find out when--- when they're not invited? - exactly. [laughter] - and dwayne is youngerthan you, right? - yes, yes.- how much younger? - nine years.- nine years. why are we clapping for that?what is that about? yes!
- [laughs] - and do you see differences?do you notice? - the biggest is, like,for music. so, like, i want the ojsto play at our wedding. he wants young jeezy. you know, like, i'm like,ooh, patti labelle. and he's like, ariana grande. like, i'm--we're--it's night and day. - wow, and he gets upset,i heard--
that he gets upset when youdon't kiss him good night? well, first of all, why don'tyou kiss him good night? - i mean, the plan is, you know. but if we're watching,let's say "nashville," one of our favorite shows,i might drift off. that's one of the downsidesof dating an older gal. we drift off. so i try. i'm like, if i can justmake it to 11:00...
- i can't do it.i can't do it. - so he'll wake you up to kissyou good night or something? you can't helpif you fall asleep. - you don't wake upan old sleeping gal. - you know they saylet sleeping dogs lie. let old sleeping broads lie. it's something. - so as you feel yourselfdozing off, you have to immediately leanover and kiss him before you--
- let's get this out of the way.- yeah. - but yeah, he's--- what a hassle. yeah, that sounds horrible. let's get this out of the way. and he's huge. he plays for the miami heat,if you don't know who he is. dwayne wade. uh, and he's huge in china.you just went to china. - i didn't realize he's, like--
he's like justin bieberin china. i was not prepared for this. i'm like, "they're not evengonna know who you are, babe." i mean, you do wellin the states, but i don't knowif that translates. "wade! wade!" - wow.- you--yeah. oh, i was not prepared."you're so sexy, wade!" they love the skinny jeansover there.
they love his man-pris. they love allhis crazy fashions. - wad-day.- wad-day. - ah.- wade is huge, apparently. - and i heard--this is a hilarious story. you went to a karaoke bar... - oh, we hada little karaoke racism-- or so we thought. so we're at karaoke.
they--you know, they take usto this private room. and it's a group of probably,like, ten black people. and they're like,"we'll be right back. we've got something we knowyou'll love." and we're like--you know, we'rethinking bottle of champagne, maybe a little bottle of vodka. they come back with a platterof watermelon. - uh-huh. - we were like, "uh..."
and so nobody wanted to touchthe watermelon. so and then after a minute,and, you know, we're singing. your voice getsa little parched. - it was the most deliciouswatermelon i've ever tasted in my life. and apparently it's a gift. like, watermelon isn't-- it doesn't havethe same racial connotations. - right, so watermelon isbrought to everyone,
but you, for some reason,took it as... - it felt a little suspicious...- yeah. - when they were like, "we knowwhat you're gonna like." "we know what you needfor your karaoke "for your hall & oates mix. "i know we've gotjust the thing. some delicious watermelon."- that's hilarious. and i love that after a whileyou're like, "all right. i'm just gonna have some."
- and we murderedthat watermelon. it was so good.- yeah. did it taste betterthan watermelon here? - it was like specialchinese watermelon. i don't know.- wow. i want to getsome chinese watermelon. - special nonracistchinese watermelon. - yeah, right. oh, my god.
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