daddy. please tell me a story and tuck me in. story? at this hour?- come on, daddy. how about that moviesatrangi bhaijaan? i've already seen it twice.
20 Up-and-Comers to Watch in the Wedding Industry, then i'll tell you about supermanwho wear his underwear over his pants. not superman, i am a grownup now. then how about that guy tosticks to the walls like a lizard. he even emits web from his palms.
i've seen all ofspiderman's movies..in hindi. i don't want to hear anybatman or superman stories. tell me about somereally powerful hero. stronger than all of them? then i'll tell you about south's hero. they have nothing to do with logic. in short..he's a cut above the rest.- this will be fun. tell me, daddy. seemapur, a nursing home..
..where our hero is going to be born. i still don't hear anycrying or screaming yet. hey kalpesh. you're behaving like you'regoing to deliver the baby. my wife's pregnant. as soon as she start screaming peoplewill know she has become a mother. but even i should know.. ..so that i can say i am the father.- yes, you've a point. it's done.
she's pregnant andyou're screaming. why? you're standing on my feet.- pardon me, nurse. why are you laughing now? he's ticking me inside. really?- yes. in 15 years of my service.. ..i've only seen womencrying while giving birth. but i never saw anyonelaughing like her. it's a miracle.- yes.
this is different. congrats,it's a boy and he looks like you. you just made me proudby giving me this news. how do i reward her now? idea.. what's this? i asked for his chain,but he gave me peace instead. 6 packs! did he come from hismother's womb or the gym?
here's your son's son. inky-pinky-ponky. father had a donkey. excuse me.- huh.. just a minute. by the way,are you his father or the donkey? this is our family birthday song. my forefather sungit for my grandfather. my grandfather sung it for my papa..
..and my papa sung it for me. and now you're singing it for him.- correct. continue-continue. donkey died, father cried.. 'on the day of chingum 2's release..' '..just 30 minutes before the show.' what have you done? why did you have to overreact?- hurry up. come on. you could've simply open the door..
..why did you kick it open? who's going to pay the bill now?- i don't care about the bill. the build up should be strong. atmaram! you can't even read abc.. ..and you dare complainabout me to the cbi. i'll show you who i am. come on! vinu.- yes, grandpa.
half of you go this side.- fine..let's go. and the other half go this side.- come on. come on. lord..allah..jesus..save me! our superhero isn't just strong.. ..but even his pee is very strong. now watch the power of his pee. move aside..- move aside. seem like that rascalis hidden upstairts.
his powerful pee kill 'reed ki haddi'. reed ki haddi! son..why are you lying here? someone please help! what happened? someone killed him.- oh no..tomato ketchup. no bullets fired,no explosion or stab wounds. how did he die? brother.- huh..
i think this acid killed him.- acid? this isn't acid, this seems like pee.- pee? yes.. after playing with danger,did you have to die from pee. go and kill whoever pee this is. this seems like my son's pee. go on.- come on..let's go. come on.. so much pee..did some dam break?
come, vacate the bed. why? did the doctor make a huge bill? no, our son peedtoo much and a man died. they are coming up to kill him. he died of his pee..- you.. i am wetting my pants here,and you're joking. hurry up.. the stink is coming from here.come on. eveready..this is abig deal in small package.
brother.- yes. it's a small boy's pee.- kill him. but we don't kill women and children. then we'll raise himfirst and then kill him. what an idea, brother?- bring him here. hey fatso..hold this child. come my sweet child..come on.. oh no, he peed on me. you made him cry, give him back.
this smells familiar. brother, what have you done? that was the kid we were looking for. then don't just standthere..catch him. listen, i cannot run any further. don't worry about us. take the child home, mother. he must be somewhere around. don't waste time,they are coming. go..
don't be sentimental, mom..go now. i am not being sentimental, buti don't have any money for the fare. now go. this way.- look, there they are. lift at the right time. get in..- mother.. i'll show you. 'and that's a superheroshot..and the villain's in coma.' 'smart boy.'
stop..where are you going? eveready.eveready! eveready is in coma forever. thank you lord. i'll walk and save the fare. grandma.- who was that? your son's superhero son. you can already speak. i guess you were a dubbingartist in your last birth.
you chatter a lot too, grandma. take me to hyderabad immediately. why, son? why go so far to pee? don't stop..do it here.- it's not just about peeing,grandma.. ..i want to causea tsunami in hyderabad. already so many punchesin your dialogues, son. when you grow up,you will become a hero. superhero.let's go to hyderabad.
'chaar minar.' 'the most beautifulwonder of hyderabad.' hey, cameraman. you want to show the hero'sentry in hyderabad, right? what do you think?we only have the chaar minar. theres the koliwada chawl,old sewer, country bar.. ..public toilet, munni's brothel,and a junkie corner as well. there are royal locationsin every nook and cranny. why do you alwaysshoot the char minar?
now move the camera. the bad days are behind us,and better days are coming. don't you hear..now go. go visit the market.- baigan bazaar! that day kick' was released. hey..pay the money.. come on..- pay up! hey flowershop, pay up.- hurry up. him too.- pay up.
there was a time when i hada post bungalow and office in juhu. i lost 100 crores in mumbai velvet.. ..and now i am selling fritters. and you're asking me for money. i see..i showed thatmovie to my girlfriend. and she left me. now you must pay double.- i can't. put him in the oven. daddy..- this is injustice.
khambatta. khambatta isn't just a name,it's a brand. boss, can we get it at the mall. it's not available anywhere. it's my style.- forgive me. please, khambatta. rascal.. everyone listen carefully now.- please leave my daddy. if anyone refuses topay money to khambatta.. ..do you know what i will do.- please don't do anything to my daddy.
i won't do anything. but my men will.- daddy. beat him. please don't beat my father. you'll ruin his clothes.please spare him. isn't there a hero herewho can save the producer? what are you doing? if you fall down you'll hurt yourself.- hurt me? falling down andrunning away with fear..
..no one's ever donethat in our family. don't hit so hard. if you miss,how will you get the next superhero. there's something i want.- what? it's been 10 years since i was born,but i still look only 15. i want to grow up really soon.. ..so that i can stopthe atrocities in this city. so i want to be a big hero. you want to grow up and become a hero,is that it?
go sit on the hero cycle. daddy.. daddy.- all of them are watching.. ..your daughter's beauty for free.- leave me. i'll cover her body.- no, khambatta. even after she dresses so scantily,she still can't get married. don't ruin her lifeby covering her completely. i beg you. please.. this goon is stopping allof you from watching my beauty.
and you're doing nothing. isn't there a man herewho can save my beauty? thank god i was wearing an underwear. this is personal. hey.. his kick's even better than bhaijaan. thank you. thank you very much. hey..stop! rascals, i've lost it now.- so what?
wait-wait-wait.. god has finally answered my prayers. listen, i couldn't getan off to visit siddhivinayak. will you do me a favor andget me there? - siddhivinayak? stand straight. hail lord ganesha..andget to siddhivinayak instantly. here's some offering for you. but i sent you to siddhivinayak,how did you get to tirupati? it's from balaji.govinda! govinda!
superhero's shoe is miraculous too.. ..once you've had it,you won't get up for more. for those with alion's heart..lipton tea. oh no..- one, two, three.. four..five..six..seven..eight.. guys, we were supposedto show this in the end. but you stripped my clothes already. now i've really lost it. once you get punched..there'sno getting up again.
now everyone's going toget free electricity in delhi. rahul roy.. imram jadhav! jugendra.- chinky pandey. deepak chaudry.- chandrachud. ladies..guys..please don'tcompare me with these great heroes. compare me with shahrukh khan instead. shaktiman. chhota bheem.- doremon. pokemon.- mowgli..
hey 300 per day crowd..stop yelling. sir, when will i get paid? come to my office on 30th february,understand? - okay. keep injecting him afterevery three minutes, understand. hello, sir. urine report. 'gabbar singh..''gabbar singh is here!' can't be gabbar. stool report.
no..not even mahesh. x-ray of his skull. if anyone of them had hit them.. ..then they would'vebroken only 206 bones. but they are.. ..wounded, beaten up, pummeled,shattered to pieces which means.. he's more dangerous than all of them. what will khanna do now? khanna..
where?- in the market. how many were they?- go.. no..i mean one.- who is he? shiva! shiva! shiva! shiva!- hey.. stop repeating it..i can hear it once. stop calling my name. i guess even his name is shiva. take all of our boysand kill him. - him?
not him..that guy. boss, all my menare at the mla's rally. can i get some men at least? how about two boys?- i will try. kill him as well.- excuse me. what is this?- who is going to pay the bill? you pay it.- me? rajesh.- khanna. kill him too.- me?
who else will i killin just 200 rupees? get your men admitted somewhere else. all the black coins in. ours is the white one. sometimes i let my opponents win. first he makes mistakesand then overacts too it's been so long,where's the macho-group. that felt nice. late-comers.
hi, bros.- hi, dude. hi, bro.- why are you so late? sorry, bro. hod is very strict. if we bunk the practical,we'll get sc*** in the finals. we're still young.- yeah. and if we're the youngsters,then what are they doing here? get lost midgets. come on..- get lost. darling baby..how long arewe going to talk on the phone..
..and chat on the internet. and why didn't you postour selfie on the facebook. stop talking on thephone and meet face to face. by the way, i've rechargedwith 5000 in your phone.. ..and 200 in mine. order two cups of tea. your phone's battery is low. okay. i'll call you back tonight,please answer. hey..i was fixing ameeting with my girlfriend..
..and all you guys care about is tea. what kind of a friend is he? such a miser when it comesto paying for his friend's tea. girls love you when you spend on them. girls that love youwhen you spend on them.. ..are the squandering type. real love is when you see a girl.. ..and she makes bellsring in your heart. understand..all over the body.
okay?-you're right. whether thunder strikesin the sky or not.. ..but she should lighta small bulb in your head. is it?- that's it. hey bro..khanna's goons. hey..which one is shiva? that didn't sound too good. you repeat the same dialogue. who is shiva? speak up.
oh god! if a single slap canraise your blood pressure.. ..and makes your pulse fast. you should know that's shiva. khanna's called you. get in the car. and what if i don't?- then we'll make you sit. then do it. what's this for? so that you don'tknow where our lair is.
drive. smells like biryani.. that means green bawarchi.krishna nagar. please sir, sit down. don'tthrow tables and chairs at each other. politicians fighting. withoutout a doubt, it's the assembly. i don't get this area. "thorn pricked me.."- oh my..boss is calling. yes, boss..- why is it taking you so long.. ..to get from sheikhpeth to dhool peth?
we're circling around 5 gardensso he doesn't know the place. come soon.- okay. listen, the boss has blown his lid. he's asking why is it taking so longto get from sheikh peth to dhool peth. sheikh.. - you know what,take a left from nagpada. you fool, that's a one way. take a right, you'll get less traffic.- really? do as he says.- take a right. stupid khanna's lair.
time..is really bad. sorry, i've lost my watch. the first night scene of the film. the one on his shoulder is shiva. did he..kill him? no, boss..he said i amnot used to climbing stairs. what's this?you said a lot of things about him. but he looks uselessand good for nothing. just a minute..come out with me.
i am more dangerousthan you think i am. the name is shah and shah..group. such a fierce entry for thisfool..doesn't look nice on him. let me see you flap your wings. rajesh..even electricitywires look harmless like me. but when you touch it,you get shocked. what if the lights go out?- i'll fight. i..am khanna. don't lock horns withme..i will bury you alive.
bury me..were you a grave digger? don't make this mistake. you won't live to seeyour youth..or old age. if you play with amatchstick..you will burn. you're very dramatic, son. what do you want? just one..leg! they are non-violent kind of people. hey bhawani..i'llgive you 365 seconds.
take your ugly,no good villains and go your own way.. ..and i'll go my way.- which way? i'll tell you.you live in ganga nagar.. ..and i live in jamna nagar. now..calculate it yourself. it's 25 kilometers apart. but there only 25 inchesbetween your head and this bullet! what's this?he's chewing that bullet like a corn. move back, i want to spit.
when did you last take a bath? hey..bring him out. the man who put him in coma..- yeah. the doctor's said he'll becomenormal if the same man hits him again. that's true. and we're travellingall around the country.. ..and getting him beatenup by several men. poor..burdened man. all he needs is one punch.and he's wandering for it.
we'll have to findhis cure in hyderabad now. get to work everyone. wait..you call the guys everytime..and we end up no where. yes.- let me try this time. of course, go ahead. hey..- yes, darling. come here. that's not the right guy.- be quiet. he only got beaten up by men.
let a woman beat him this time.- oh my, god. now hit him. not me..him. nothing happened.- get lost.. don't you want meto hit him anywhere else? get lost..get lost.. get away.. hey.. put the luggege inside quickly. boss..let's drink tea..come on. boss..he's moving. congratulations.
i guess only the upperportion is in coma. the rest is still functioning. boss calling.. where are you? how is my son? he's absolutely fine..he'sgetting better every minute. did you find theman who put him in coma? not yet, brother.- useless man.. i spent 25o million in thelast 25 years to find that man. but you couldn'tfind any clue about him.
we will,brother..we're working very hard. tell him.- it's true boss. find him..or else i willfind you and shut you down. fine..fine..- sir, coffee.. i am already so hot,and you got me hot coffee. make it cold and bring it back again. listen, don't be sad.. we're doing this charade for our son. i wonder what conditionhe might be in.
where he is..or what he's doing.who knows. i am sure he's fine, wherever he is. i think someone's coming.wear your mask. careful..mind your step. my heart's on the ground.- rascal. amazing, what a punch-line. hi, rambo.- hi. my favorite actress sunnyleone's film just released today. i've booked a ticket..willyou come along?
it's an adult film..they won'tlet an underage like me get in. you go, adults like you are allowed. sunny leone is great. bye, enjoy the film. oh beautiful swan. you're right..red swan. hi, beautiful,you make bells ring in my heart. what about you? if my brother finds out,he'll ring all your bells.
hi, bro. bull.- mind your tongue. give respect and take respect. behind you. behind you. behind you. this is our heroine. the only daughter of a miser father. today's heroes are no match for her. the heroines are more powerful.
she's been to 900 templeslooking for maghadheera. someone please tellher to handle with care. do you want to kill the bull? 'real love is when you see a girl..' '..and she makes bellsring in your heart.' 'understand..all over the body.' i can hear bells. 'whether thunder strikesin the sky or not..' '..but she should lighta small bulb in your head.'
her headlight has lit up my bulb. my back's broken, oh god. is everything fine? are you crazy? if you hit only once,he'll grow horns? come on, hit him again.- what? he hit me once andi was completely shattered. if he hits me again.. ..i'll be dead for sure. no.. no.- then what. if he doesn't,then this is what you will look like.
come on lucy, hit him. congrats, bro. finally you're in love. dude, don't forget to giveme a treat after your breakup. what?- what kind of a friend are you? let us get together first.- look there. "son..balloons popping in your heart."- yeah. hi, natasha.- hi. "many balloons popping in your heart."- yeah! four monkeys sitting on the wall.
and they are drooling. take care,or you will wet your clothes. give me your cycle.. give fast.- i won't. give it i say.- i won't.. come on.- where are you going? he's going to get sc***- you're right. right now he's whistling,but soon he'll be screaming. hey dude, your dad.
father and son havea really big generation gap. rambo, do you have anyshame..or have you lost it all? you're always smoking,chewing tobacco.. ..are you my son or not. all you do is loiter aroundwith your useless friends. someday you'll blow meaway like that cigarette smoke. shame on you. these fathers don't understandour feelings at all. hey, bro..look,sister-in-law is coming.
hello.- hi. i am shiva.- i am priya. it's quite large.- what? your sandals are quite big.- i see.. so you're following me?- correct. when were you born?- 2nd jan, 1988. and i was born on 1st jan. you're 24 and so am i.- yes. but i am 12,120 second elder than you.
that makes you my younger brother. lot of girls made me their brother.. ..but you should make me your beloved. why?- the answer is so common. i love you. you.. oh my, god.- what's done? i did nothing. i didn't even touch you.how did this happen? don't worry, son..i'll check her.
sit down, dear..sit.. careful. it's a slight pain. are you a doctor?- no, i am a sweeper. will i have to clean it? look bro, don't be sad. and apply devdas' formula. cheers.- cheers. hey..get another bottle. this imported one's for me.
grandma, you're like a small peg.. ..and you want todrink an entire bottle. grandson,i taught you to drink alcohol.. ..and now you're teaching me. you're wasting preciousliquor for a useless girl. girls are like this alcohol. let them slip throughyour hands like this. those who slip, let them go. someday you will grow old.
find some rich girland make her fall for you. but you can't do that. you're dancing at thatgirl's tunes..like a puppet. lover's failure is a common thing. but if the common man's leader fails,then it'll be catastrophic. leader? won't you reignite the hopesof the people that have diminished? yes..she's right? these days politiciansare making people fight..
..and making moneyout of it for themselves. only a drunkard likeyou can do something. isn't that right? he is right. yes, we're soldiers. yes..- that means booze on discount. i'll give you poison, get lost. give me booze..not curse. yogi.
get that guy in the car. we'll need a crane to lift him. we won't need that,this ice-cream is enough. "would you like ice-cream?" "come with me." "come in..come in.." let's go. please, let me go. let me go..please.
let me go..- shut your mouth. i didn't abduct you to let you go! i am going to squeezeyou and drink you up. stop prancing around,i will get tired. then i won't be able to do anything. come here, sweetheart..ireally waited a lot for you. i can't control anymore. who is it? please..save my honor.
go get an hiv testdone at the hospital. go. you arrived at the right time. i thought that fatso isa man..but he couldn't do anything. you look small..butthere's no harm in trying. don't be fooled by my size. i look small,but i am bigger than you can handle. i will drink your blood. b*** don't drink blood,they chew bones. here.
double-edged axe. pointed hammer.sword. medium size sword.needle. how would you like to die?- oh my, god. first tell me..where didyou get all these weapons? are you a hero or a villain? heroes don't justhave costume designers.. ..they have weapon designers as well. do you want to knowwhere i got it from?
choose any one weapon in front of you. or jump out of thatwindow to your death. think fast, choice is yours. one.. two.. three.. four.. five..- i'll jump. jump.
i am saved. never underestimate banana. d..that lady rapist is dead, and.. boss, if you give a sad newsto d..you get a bullet in return? never tell a bad news in a sad news. chewing gum..i've chewing gum for you. congratulations,the lady rapist is dead. oh no..he bust my ear.how will i listen to songs now? whether you give hima chewing gum or chicken..
..the boss will hityou if he wants to. then what did you say?- i called him brother. poor guy, you broke his heart.- no, he.. he must have felt bad. oh, god.- look, isn't that him. hi, priya. what do you want?- i want your love. love isn't loose change whichi will give you when you ask. why will you lovea handsome guy like me?
you will fall for some ugly, rich guy. you're scared offalling in love with me. look at me,i am handsome, good looking and rich.. ..with a bungalow in everylane and money in the bank. maruti's rollsroyce..innumerable cycles. you're a middle class girl..soyou can't tolerate my richness. i am carrying a nuptial necklace..andi am ready to get my head bashed in. your dialogue won'thave any effect on me. if that's true,then spend 10 minutes with me.
i will end it.- huh. not you..your thinking.- no need. why? scared thatyou might fall in love? never.- then let's go. fine..only 10 minutes.- done. welcome home. brothers.. friends.. look who's here.- oh my..
shiva, who are they? abondened animals on thestreet get shelter by activists. . but those who get ruined in love,no one gives them any refuge. that's why i started thisorphanage for lost lovers. priya, this is majnu.he's the eldest around here. hello.- hello. you must be wonderingwhy paro isn't with me. she died because ofdrinking more than me. priya, this is romeo.
heer got pregnantwith someone else' child.. ..and he cut off his tongue. hello. i am going to marry her. what's he saying? he's saying,he'll cook in your wedding. this is gajni and that's radhe. shiva. you've given refugeto superstars as well. you're great.
male samples are here,and females are on that side. jack. jack. jack. titanic's heroine. what is this? i've heard that donatingfood is the biggest donation. after failing in love,they have stopped eating.. ..so you give them two drops of life. don't get impressed anymore.or else i'll touch the fan. how can everyone drink in this, shiva?
sister..take this dropper. just like polio drops, wewant only three drops to feel better. shiva?- come on, priya. if you don't accept my love,then i'll be one of them. don't think, give me some too. she didn't say yesand also took the booze. even after all that she didn'tfall in love. i think she is gay. hey..- what? men are gay, women are lesbians.
lesbian! lesbian! lesbian! if that's true, then i am preparedto become a girl for priya's love. i've seen lovers donating heart,eyes, kidney and other things. but you're ready tosacrifice your manhood. hey..stop this.. there's only one solutionto this confusion. what?- priya's friend hansini. even though she's rich, but.. ..priya goes for shoppingwhen she gets buy 1 get 6 offer.
otherwise..she doesn't shop for years. she's so simple. but you know, many yearsago..a miracle occurred with her. let's go into flashback! where did you all disappear to? we'll come back whenthe flashback is over. i also coming. we'll take this route.yes, let's go look at them.- also look that.
stop! stop! stop! we're in the wrong flashback.i don't see priya anywhere. look closely. see that woman in red sari.- is that priya? why does she look like an aunt?- that's her mother. that child on her lap, that's priya. just like devdas and paro, eventhey fell in love at first meeting. just like ramcharan and kajalfelt a current in magadheera. they felt a similar thing.
but fate had somethingelse instore for them. they met..and separated as well. that's the small love-storyof my friend priya. since then in buses,train, cinema-hall..everywhere. whenever she sees a boy,she holds his hand.. ..and tries to see whethershe feels the same shock or not. if she finds sholay'sramlal some day.. ..she'll hold his hand andfind out what was thakur's current. is she filmy?
she's a fan of sanjay leela bhansali,suraj barjatiya and karan johar films. first day first show. she buys ticket inblack and watches the film. what else? she loves classicaldancing more than anything. she's been learningfor the past 20 years. she wants to win an award forclassical dancing before she dies. that's not possible in this lifetime.- why? just joking.
let's practice.- best of luck. come on..- come on. bharatnatyam. kuchipudi. kathakali. movie item. odissi. even a scanner doesn't workso hard like our superhero is. don't forget thisstep when you go inside.
this one.. on one leg.- yes. and this one..with two fingers.- sure. wish me luck.- don't forget this one at all. all the best! priya, what are you doing here?- i knew you would come. i wanted to show yourtalent to the world. so i asked farhan khan.. ..to put up the set ofpalak jhapka ka right here. farhan khan.
brother farhan khan.- farhan khan. son..what a dance..youshook the stage. you liked it. thank you..bless me. will you take it off? you impressed priya and me, honestly. let's see what the judgeshave to say about you. - okay. who do i ask first?- ask pyar chopra first. speak up old man. you're really good.
this is really great. old man is good for nothing.not for sale. the judges are making a rotten face. it was a disgusting and stupid dance. what was the mistake?- what were you doing? dancing. do you know what dance means?- yes. you need to be enlightened.- go ahead. kabadi-kabadi! kabadi-kabadi!kabadi-kabadi! kabadi-kabadi!
how many times is that? four times. those are the four important steps.you did it only three steps. who will do the fourth one? me?fine, i forgive your mistake. and what about the mess up in between.- what form? you think i don't know dance. what did you do with the banana?- i ate it. ate it? don't lie? you threw away the bananaand swallowed the skin. no..i ate the banana.
you ate the skin.- it tasted like a banana. he's arguing again. he's trying to prove i am a liar.did you record this? show it to him.- okay. was that the banana? sorry sir.- apologise to the banana. your tongue's faster than your legs. i'll teach you a lesson. consider yourself eliminated.- no master.
wait. mr. charan shohar,do you want to eliminate him? he'll get eliminated. and can you tell mea reason to eliminate him? reason..he threw awaythe banana and ate the skin. he's never been toa dance class before. but a lot of people eat the skinof the fruits, and not just him alone. like..- like boiled potatoes. listen to that..
you think i became abig director eating skins. i am sure you eatthe skin of a coconut. hold on. if you like banana,then you eat banana. take the skin off. if he likes the banana skin,then let him eat it. i love you, shiva.- thank you, sir. you need to be enlightened as well. have you heard"lemon-lemon..raw lemon". it's not "lemon's peel".- listen to this.
"peel your fruits..beforeyou eat." how was that? it was disgusting.- you are disgusting. you set the stage on fire..you werewonderful. - you will regret this. you will regret this, get that. they keep arguing for money,don't worry. go and ask for vote on camera. i don't want to do it.- okay, mr. farhan. go find someone else. if you like the bananathrowing, then..
..type d o o k u d u andsms to maheshbabu on 121. i want my money.- sir. what you did,do you call that dancing. no..i.. you made a picture while dancing,didn't you? yes.- show me what picture. it was a picture of priya.- priya's picture. is that priya's picture? sorry, guru.
charan..how can yoube so easily deceived? what deceit? don't you see the storybehind this picture? what story?he's calling this priya's picture. not just yours, he couldn't havemade a better picture than this one. everyone knows..your father wasan ape, your grandfather was an ape. in fact, even my ancestors were apes. from that point of view.. ..this picture he madeof priya is absolutely correct.
i love you, shiva. thank you.- keep it up. if you have any humanity,then don't eliminate him. i get it..- encourage him. please.- superb shiva.. thank you.- god bless you. thank you, shauhar..i love you.- where are you taking me? kharukh is waiting for me. priya..i didn't dancefor those illiterate people.
i did it for you. it took you 23.5 yearsto learn classical dancing. i learnt it in 23 seconds. don't waste these 23 seconds. your current flows throughmy views like blood. bye, priya.- shiva..it's you. i've been waitingfor you..where were you? i love you, shiva! eveready..that fooled her.
what will you do with this paper? when we don't have water to drink,we use mineral water. when we don't have water to bathe,we use perfume. and when we don't have water to clean,then we use newspaper. so many? they have a jointfamily..45 members in total. see you..i must go. look at their ways to save income tax. hi, grandma.- hey, dude..where were you?
trying to convince a rich girl.- magic. look son, these rich girlsare not right for poor people like us. it's not so easy toimpress them like you think. i even danced for hoursto impress her..back-attack. i did so many strange movements.. ..that i can't evensit in the bathroom now. give me a pizza and a milkshake. just a minute, dude.ramu. ramu?
this is rambo.not the american rambo.. ..but we call him ramu politely. grandma, who is he? look, you were busy withlove and dance all these days. and i was all alone.. ..so the guys in the neighborhoodgave him to me for my assistance. hi, my name is ramu. speed 160 km/hr. my brain's empty like you.- nice meeting you.
give that to me. hey robo, give me back that pizza.. ..or else i will deduct your salary. the one you're talking about,is she richer than us. our family?you think we're ambanis? we're far below their status. what was the time wheni bought this duplex hut? why is there no water?- shiva, take this. for reading.- to wash hand.
yeah, shiva. don't use it all up.- why? what's in it? because i need to go as well. and..i need to go too.- you too? what kind of a lifeis this..dependant on paper? i've been the corporator for 30 years. how dare you kidnap me?who are you, rascal? i am a serial-killer. people are using newspapersin my area because of you. please..let me go.there's six rupees in my pocket.
you can take that if you want. if that isn't enough, thenthere's catechu in my other pocket. you can take that too.- that's enough. bribe! bribe! bribe! maybe you don't know..howi punish those who bribe. what?- only one punishment. i show them family soap drama. you must watch ittoo..without blinking an eye. look there..
do you know what i'll do if you blink? i'll make you see itagain from episode one! hey useless daughter-in-law,come here. yes, mother-in-law.- how dare you talk back to me? go make a cup of coffee for me. go on. poor thing.. lord..why did you giveme such a mother-in-law? poor soul! mother-in-law, coffee.
wretched daughter-in-law,you broke such an expensive cup. why didn't you drop dead instead? come here.. you're going to break allmy expensive stuff like this. you will never learn. come here..i'll burn you.- mother-in-law.. i'll show you..- what are you doing? no!- no! no..no..no..don't play it again.
i cannot tolerate this anymore. no..no..no.. if anyone gives or takes bribe again.. ..then chenu will kill himshowing this family soap drama. i am not responsible for his death,it's the serial-makers. see you. boss..this ear isn't mine anymore. doesn't listen to me anymore. someone brutally killedour corporator kadam!
oh, god! sir, our daughter!- what? i mean your daughter, look there. shiva, my father. don't worry, look this way..andwear the protective cover. she should've been with our driver,who's this guy? hello.- hello, did you pickup priya? no, sir..i've beentrying to for a long time.. ..but she doesn't give me a chance.
you fool, i meant..didyou pick her up from college? no, sir. i am still waiting outsidethe college, but she isn't coming out. sir, they are leaving. bring my coffee! sir..our missus' photo. sir, it slipped from my hands. kantarao.- sir. shift her to my guesthouse.- you mean this photo? her.- yahoo! now sir is in my hands.
he get's job satisfaction,she gets money in her pocket. and all i get is dissatisfaction. let's play a game.- what? let's change charactersfor just 5 minutes. meaning? i mean..you pose asraj and i'll be simran. fine, that will be fun.- okay, let's play. start. sir, coffee.. don't you know that you mustbring my coffee in one minute?
sorry, sir.- what sorry. my back will get sprained. hi, daddy. priya. what's wrong, daddy?- no..now you're daddy and i am priya. daddy..i love a guy. congrats, dear.you're my daughter. i know you'll do the right thing. kantarao.- yes, sir.
give her 10,000 rupees. here you go, sir. love can be expensive..so keep this. no-no-no..my boyfriendspends for everything. i don't want anything.- look, you're still a little girl. you can lose the money..sokeep it in the bag. sir..i've been asking for 10,000since last year, for a hair-cut. 10,000 for a haircut.- get a shave as well. take 25,000. but.. i am ruined.
sir, can we take our bonus as well.- of course. priya! but daddy, you're priya. priya, we should playthis game every day. sir..she went towardsher room in tears. i hope she doesn't do anything wrong. priya! priya! priya! open the door. enough of this drama.now you're priya and i am daddy. you won't go out of this room now.
but how will you pass your time?- no idea. then get idea. idea 3g. if you're hungry, just call. "every day i wantto fly..stay by my side." "every day i want todream..stay by my side." "every morning..iwish i could just play.." "wish this morning could just stay." call me on my other number. hello, shiva.
put your clothes on while bathing,i can't watch. don't joke, daddy knows our thing. our thing? you made an mms videoof us and put it on the internet? i was talking out our love story. daddy has sent goons to kill you.i am scared. no need to worry when i am here. there's no such thing as fear for me. mommy..save me.. hey..there he is.
come on. catch him. asian paints..decorates yourwalls..and saves you from goons. is that him? uncle, have you seen a guy?- i don't see guys. i am not interested in guys. stop being a pervert,and get to the point. that guy wearing a black shirt? hey..just answer what we ask you,you old man. he just went inside, you fatty.- hey..
don't kill him out in the open. let's go kill him first,later we can deal with him. asian pants..can changeyour body as well. boss, i got a joker. no..the king's here. hey baldy, don't mess with him. he kicked me to the moon.. ..and i'm returning now,after three years. if you know what's good for you,then get out of here.
get out.. don't let him fool you.he's just a comedy hero. he doesn't know a think about action.- you fools. as soon as i was born.. ..i sanctified thehospital with my pee. i grew up riding a cycle.. ..i guess you know whoyou're dealing with now. i don't care about hollywood..andbollywood doesn't suit me. i am fine the way i am.
boss..even his punches has punches. even action heroesdidn't have such punches. let's butter him up. sorry, brother..we won'tobstruct your way anymore. we've to do these thingsfor our children's education. otherwise i am a graduate. if the boss asks you, tellhim that i ruffled you up really bad. take care. good goon.- bless you.
sweetheart. priya..- what is this? don't you know the differencebetween a bedroom and bathroom? don't make this messon your wedding night? i've already practice for that. you'll keep practicing all your life,and never get to the finals. now get lost..i must go. priya.priya. wow, priya.
shiva. daddy..if you want to kill anyone,then kill me. let me run. this never happened? oh god, bow and arrow.i was better in the bathroom. what is your problem? why can't i be her groom?give me a reason. then listen carefully. lookat your stature..and look at ours. you live in the well..andwe live in the sky.
you don't even have a bullock-cart,and we have an audi. enough.. why give me three reasons?i asked for only one. you're greedy. listen mr. choteshwar rao..i'llbecome richer than you. once the sensex shoots up. just last year i boughtshares worth 15 rupees. i'll give her all those shares. wife will be a billionaire,and i'll be her husband.
sweetheart,this flower is from me to you. yahoo!- not again. ramlal. thakur.- get me a coffee! a man has to work hardin order to make money. he loses all peace and slumber. and what else. but..our film is super. and the hero is a superhero.
see..how our hero became a billionaireeven before the tea could be served. ''english rap song'' he went so fast..why ishe coming back in slow-motion? i hope no one saw that. sir, coffee. he came back even before the coffee. hello.bambani. who? mukesh bambani?- m..m..m.. bro, i don't do deal below 10 billion.don't disturb me.
listen, mukesh.stop fighting with anil first. doesn't look nice.it makes a difference to the business. son-in-law.- yes, father-in-law. lunch is ready, let's eat. lunch london.- snack switzerland. tea bihar.- dinner dubai. seems like he'll go s** on mars.- hey.. cancel everything.fine, father-in-law.prepare for dinner. we'll have dinner together.
sir, if you have a job for a pa..- no pa.. i've a job for pa's pa.- pa's pa..i am better here. bye, gulabo.- bye, dear. before you go, please give a flower.- i'll give you that. look here, what is it?- he put it on your ear.. ..rose flower.- wow! who are you?who are you? what are you doing? my name.. my name.. - if you've sore throat,gurgle with hot water.
hey..don't ever forgettwo things in life, baldy. keep short hair..andalways carry cough syrup. you're lucky, you don'thave hair..or any life either. but what is my mistake?- i wish there was one. chamanganj, begumganj, afzalganj.. ..you broke the pipelinesand stole drinking water. what a big scam, you fool. parents work hard all day.. ..so they can afford twoglasses of milk for their kids.
but you adulterated that milk as well.and you want to know your mistake. i cannot let you go.and i won't let you escape. i won't do it ago..i'llforsake my evil ways. you will..but you'll be forsaking your life. buffaloes..this rascaladulterated your milk. kill him. go. oh my..female buffalo winking at me. if you want to go back toyour stables again, then go kill him. don't just stand there like animals.
no! i must do something. laptop. look at this video..it'sgot 10 million likes. this video of yourmates has gone viral. i think he's crazy..he'sshowing a movie to the buffaloes. is this comedy circus. go..take revenge. stop it..don't make me laugh anymore. i can't laugh anymore.
don't you want tomake your family proud? do you eat grains or chowder? are you cowards? hey..buffaloes were just an excuse. i wanted you to laugh to death. you're a heart patient, i knewyou couldn't tolerate bad comedy. you won't survive.you gave me laughter attack. now boss dk will never spare you! one more in hell.
boss d..i've news for you. someone killed ourguy pandu..mercifully. thanks, d. everyone's here, let's start.- yes, we'll start. you're a servant, why are you so shy? let my daughter be shy. dear, look at son-in-law.- no, daddy..i feel shy. shiva..your girl. bro, look at whose hand your chewing.
sorry, bro..i am feeling so coy that.. ..i didn't realizei was chewing your hands. coy? sri sri sri mr.koteshwar rao's only daughter.. ..priya's marriage is fixed with.. tell me the nameof son-in-law's father. son-in-law,tell him your father's name. father's name.- i guess he doesn't remember. hey..shut up.
grandma, there's a twist in the storynow..and you're feeding me sweets. why didn't you put my father'sname in the birth certificate? tell me his email id. you didn't ask, so i didn't tell you. don't you watch hindi films? there's a locket in your chain.take a look. grandma, father looks just like me.- you look like him. grandma,which one is my original mother? marriage has such peculiar traditions.
there is a proverb inenglish that always keep left. that is why keep in theleft and your mother on the right. that means keep.- yes. your father was notsatisfied with one so he kept two. grandmother,to which village we belong? grandmother, why did you get a shock? grandmother, your veins can be seen. is your blood pressure increasing? no. you asked the nameof village so that is why..
..my blood started running.seemapuram. grandmother,i am going to find my family. give me blessings.- meet the real mother. come on, give me hugbefore i leave. what about the engagement? now this engagement will be on hold. son-in-law..- hi-fi. she just asked unknowingly.. today she asked unknowinglyand tomorrow you will ask purposely.
enough. i don't wantto be insulted anymore. now the engagementwill take place only.. ..when i get my fatherback in this house. till that time keepthe fruits in the fridge. and when will you eat? once i come back.- what about me? shiva, i am ready. come on let's go.- priya, with whom are you running? the heroine willalways go with the hero.
i am not going to a touristdestination or picnic spot. you will find your parents somehow.. ..but first take her to honeymoon.go daughter-in-law, go.. slowly, the madam is getting jerks. what can i do? i cannot control it. seemapuram is aboutto come so that is why.. ..it is getting emotionaland giving jerks. you hold each other's hand. why isn't the car moving ahead?
the car cannot move ahead. to make it move aheadyou will have to kiss. hey, kissing scene. if the character demands theni have no problem in kissing scene. don't get emotional.you don't have to do lip kiss. you have to kiss the land. my village.. hey, what are you doing? my doubt was right. it is cow dung.
oh master.. what happened, subedar sir, i have a request.don't move your feet for five minutes. why? are you getting news reporters? it is great news that i came here. let's go from here. stupid, your feet arenot on land but on landmine. this is a landmine. hey, subedar wait.
hello, hello.. hello pradeep,you had told me that you love me. i had refused but nowmy intentions are changing. very smart. i am still not dead.. ..and she is alreadystarted wooing someone else. is there anyone whocan save me from blast? save me from blast.. what is the confusion?how did my voice change after echo? it is not your voice butsomeone else is shouting like you.
boss, if i move the bomb will blast. please help me. you will be in trouble fortwo days then you will feel nice. how will that be?- for last two days.. ..i am using this area as bathroom. even the bomb is scaredto blast at someone's hand. seeing someone's courageyour heart comes out. the he is is our soledoer who has come to save us. an idea can change bomb time.
what an idea, sir? oh god.. what happened? has bp increased? the bp should be 200 and ifit is 600 the blast will take place. come on pick up yourleg i have to put injection. and after one hour ofinjection you can eat grass. grass? are you a veterinary? did you think of meas doctor of human beings? yes.- that is my brother.
we are twin brothers. he is doctorof human beings and i am of animals. i had made your men understandbut they forcibly brought me here. now that i have come pick upyour leg so that i can put injection. many animals are waiting for me.wait, i am coming.. what did you say? do i look like an animal.come here , rascal.. hey, you stupid..- brother.. come on pick up his pantand i will give injection. no sir!
come on lift him. for the sake of cow. don't put injection on me. hey, mother.. you brought a veterinarydoctor for me. so you also see what wouldbe the condition of animals. now go in this conditionand get a mbbs doctor. go now. why did you shout?- my life is a debt to your favors.
now i have to liveor die just for you. no, no shiva. we have got a spotboy for free to hold the umbrella. so enjoy. sir, can you tell methe reason for coming here? that is why i came. will you not show meflashback as in movies, sir? the flash back is very long.. ..and you are not intelligentenough to understand. understood sir.even your mother must be shouting..
..that my karan will surely come. keep quiet. living in seemapuramwhy will you not pat your thighs? by hitting i feel the pain in leg. so not only leg butyour back will also pain. take this, take this all the more.. seemapuram english medium school. welcome, sir.- 1, 2, 3, 4.. come on, come on you are doing well. 2, 3, 4..
welcome sir, welcome..i am kishor das. wow! even the statueis speaking english. sir, not the statuebut this baldy spoke. i am the headmaster of this school. sir, is he the owner here? no, he is a station master. in those days there was norailway station in this village. he made the entirevillage a railway station. by patting his thighsthe train would stop or move.
one day he was standing betweenthe tracks to stop the train. and to stop the train hewas about to pat his thighs.. ..that his waist got twisted. what happened then?- the train killed him. in his golden memory wegot this golden school made. and also got his storyprinted in the book. here we give degreefor putting life at risk. i think their study is over and.. ..now they are going togo and thrash the villagers.
madam, do you knowhow to pat your thighs? no, but why? because your thighis looking beautiful. will you do one hourpatting your thighs course? i will do all the courses. tell me google where is the place. zoom. where is kaancha reddy's enemy. the enemy has entered this village. great.- come on.
stop it. where are you going? to kill him, priest. do you know how he looks? don't tell him anything.. ..he gets veterinary doctorinstead of doctor for human beings. he is a fool. do you have anyphotograph of your enemy? no i don't have but have aphotograph of his before he was born. that is enough for me.
tell me fast google. he resembles his father.i believe he is my son. that means you had doubt on me. doubtful man!- was only confirming. before they find himwe will have to find our son. come, lets go.- what are you looking at continuously? just see what is therein this due to google. priest, for last 25 yearsi am asking my mother.. ..about my fatherbut she does not answer.
take my photo andsee who my father is. hail to google. hey google, my father should be birla,tata or ambani. who is he? stupid, what will do afterfinding your father after 25 years. will you take share in property? hurry up go and catch him. hey, come on. google always tells the truth.
priest, my brothers aremissing since last one week. just see where they are. where are his brothers? hey, google tells he isgetting massage done in bangkok. in bangkok? whose call is it? hey, it is brother's call. what should we do now? hello brother.- where are you all?
we are in a desertand it is very hot here. we are finding him, brother. the google is saying that youare getting massage done in bangkok. has google started speaking? he is jealous.that is not the case, brother. keep quiet. the one whom youare finding is already in our village. and if you do not comehere as soon as possible.. ..then i will doyour sandwich massage. no, no brother i will come.i will come.
he is talking of givingsandwich massage.. ..but he is not worthgiving a snack massage. listen, men of kanchanareddy are coming. let's hide. hey, come on sit in the car. don't do anything without money. shiva, don't scream at them.they can put a knife on my throat. congratulations, you have brains. come on sit now.- come on.
come on sit inside. come on let's kill them here. keep your stupid ideas with you.understood. according to rules of seemapuram.. ..till they do not cross the thresholdof the house we cannot kill them. hey, has the wheel got jammed? hey, who are you? jaffer, jaffer.. jaffer bhai. the problemarises where there is jaffer.
hey, kidnap this stupid.. ..we can use him to checkthe sharpness of the knife. even death is scared of my name. you are useless. what did he show them, sir? he must have shown some things. hey, let's run from here. you do not see. why did they run way seeingthe uniform of a small child?
..no one has the right tohow weapon to a child or a woman. understand. mind it. he may look useless but he is ofgreat importance. do not let him go. sir, i am in great trouble.please help me. my body, soul and money is all yours. use it as you wish to. accept my gift. he has accepted it.he looks interested. done.
get up. my hard heart has melted. i am happy listening to you sayingthat you will give me whatever i want. i understood thedepth of your problem. from now on you aremine and i am yours. thank you, priest.- mandal is thankful. what are you saying? yes, brother. a man inschool uniform took them away. that means he knowsthe secrets of seemapuram. sir, two servants fromour house are missing.
i have found this maskand cd from their room. hey, his parents werestaying in our house.. ..for last 25 years wearing a mask. staying here with us they cheated us. and fool also. here i have the cdof their family song. and because of this cd they will die. i think this is basanti's house. sir, how did you come to know?
look, dhanno is standingwith her husband. give me this hand, gabbar. it seems thakur sir has got up.let's go inside. thakur sir, thakur.. thakur sir.. ram lal, get my breakfast. what are you doingwith my daughter-in-law? she..- i have kept her as my daughter. you are taking advantageof her being widow.
now you will marry her. thakur sir..- make her wear the sacred thread. hey, i love her and youwill put the sacred thread. if i will not put thenthakur sir will kill me. if you put then she will kill me. i think i will have to do something. police, police.. here, she comes, the fat lady. hey basanti, the life village.who was he?
he was a policeman. who are you? he is a low standard servant.make her wear the sacred thread. thakur.. darling, you.. what, darling? where were you for last so many years?- i.. you had said that you havecome here for the first time. but seems you have already been here. shiva..- priya..
i think the madam has some confusion. can there be any confusionfor a handsome man like you? wait, i will show you something. kalpesh, abul, ravi.. there is some confusion. you are thinking me to b kalpesh. kalpesh is my fatherand i am his real child. you are kalpesh's son. son.. aunty..
keep quiet. if someonehears then i will be insulted. first tell me where is my family? even i am your family member, son. quiet. whether it is mother, father ordaughter but justice will take place. in a family there should belove between two people and not enemy. he has lost his senses.have you given him anesthesia? no, actually he expelledthe entire village. but those people settled intoa new village and they expelled him. from that time he is always sad.
i am staying here for my business. otherwise what will i get from him. what does that mean?are you his business partner? why are you getting jealous? aunt, do you know where my father is? no son. but yes sometimesi used receive messages on facebook. but have not seen him for years. but he was sure thatyou would come one day. that is why he had given mecd of family song. i will just get it.
these are cd's ofsongs of my old lovers. but where is kalpesh. here he is. take this son. aunt, will i get a dvd player? no son, but thakur hasa laptop so i will give you that. in such a remote village what wouldthe thakur be doing with a laptop? however old he may be buthe may be still young at heart. sir, put it here. password required. password required.
truth, justice, inqlaab. voice recognise. the life of the magicianwas trapped in the parrot.. ..and his password inthe hands of this beauty. "inky, pinky ponky." "father had a donkey." "donkey died father cried,father cried." where is my family? father, mother.. i am coming.
"long, long back.." "sad, sad flash back.." "family broke..where are you?" "my dear.." "if you comes happy timein our life forever." listen..- what happened? he is coming here. where is mother and father? come son, come.your father and mother are inside.
really. as he steps inside kill him. come, come..enter. why did you stop, son?is there any problem? come inside. wait, dear.- now who is he? according to rules ofseemapuram we are children.. ..can't you see the uniform? you cannot do anything. you have worn the uniform but not him.
i knew that.com on shiva, get up change. a new twist in the story. come on, boys. according to rules of seemapuramelders cannot kill younger children but younger childrencan kill younger children. stupid person. according to rules. you can only kill oncethe threshold is crossed. have you forgotten this? hey, this is just a small trailer.
i will bury you right here. just turn around. so quickly you got the death bed laid. the desire of revenge isburning inside me for last 25 years. hey, kill these rascals. hey, why do you want to kill me?what is your problem? the desire of revenge is burninginside me for last 25 years.. ..your urine killed my elder son. and with your leg youmade my younger son go in coma.
my urine.. was that me only? what are you looking at? kill him. shiva, how did you do this?- seventh sense. give this to me, you useless fellow. he is coming this side,so beat him with your seventh sense. that can be used only once in a day. now only one sense remainsand that is common sense. why did you close your eyes?he will chop off your head.
how did you do this? with urine. look at the flashback. even the police will not cometo know the real reason of his death. hey, kaancha stand up.stand up kaancha. hey, useless fellows.- brother.. there is one more emergency. you have already done it. now what? not this on but that one. run..
brother.. hey, they are kaancha'skillers so stop them. come on. catch them. will you take money? here, take them. rain of money. hurry up and come shiva. give me 2 rupees moreso it will become 100/- you have got up sonbut now he has laid down. they killed your father.
after so many years i came out ofcoma but now you are no more, father. i have become an orphan. hey, eveready you havenot come out of coma to cry. just understand thatyou have to finish the movie. take this sword and kill them. kill them. finish them.- who did this? hey, he killed the google baba. the google has crashedso now you have fun with him.
he is going. come on.- come on. google baba is crashed. the letter has come fromthe kidnappers of your family. the enmity starts now, boss. d who is this d? whether it is agitation on roadby anna or lord ganesha immersion.. ..i will change myway and destroy the enemy. tell me truly like asmall kid whatever i ask you. otherwise you willdie an untimely death.
even doctor cannot save you. tell me who is your boss d? i don't know boss d. even if i knew iwouldn't have told you. your friends arewaiting for you in hell. shall i send you there soon? that means you killedthree of my friends. not three hariya but four. and you are the fourth one.
turn the tap off. i just havebath on saturday and today is sunday. i will give you 50/-,100/- or take crores. tell me what you want.i will give you whatever you want. just turn the tap off. you cannot have faithin electricity and private job. put, put more. keep quiet. you have laughed enough. i shall not waste waterof my country for a fool like you. i will kill you by a very easy plan.
how will you kill me? where are you going leaving me here? open the rope. no, no.. to kill a stubborn person like you.. ..i had worn thesesocks for last three years. due to its odor you will die. leave me, sir.i will tell who boss d is? come on tell me where d is?
boss d.. where has he gone? sir, the rowdy who killed with theknife has escaped. shall i catch him? tell me.i will take you to the hospital. no, we will catch theone who has knife in his hand. even the law says so.let's go you will find him... you are under arrest. he spoke our dialogue, idiot.
arrest him. being a dgp i do not know.. ..why the commissioner hascalled this emergency meeting. please tell the secretcommissioner sir. okay i will tell the secret. in the city the fear of gabbar singh.. ..and loan recovery agentsis increasing day by day. thos e people thinkthat policemen are watchmen. recently the famouscontractor peela lal singh..
..mogambo and shakaal were killed. do you know who isbehind all these murders? whosoever he is if i do notarrest him and give him punishment.. ..then you can give meany other name than mithun. mithun, first remove the goggles. i have got viral in eyes.- then let it be. department has arrested that murderer. i know that you allmust be anxious to see him. i think commissionersir is just moving his lips..
..but is not saying anything. mr. veerappan, first removethe cotton from your ears. sorry sir. the name of that courageousperson is mr. shiva manohar, ips batch number loose. i mean 35007 he took training in gar chirauli. i had gone to urinatebut why did you shot at me. gold medalist.
24*7 under cover. mr. shiva manohar ips. welcome mr.shiva. your chair is vacant. shall i ask you a question?is undercover operation necessary? this is a long story. if itell you then my tea will get cold. shiva will tell the story further. we can encounter eachhooligan of the city.. ..but with this policewill be insulted. that is why commissioner uncle and i..
..together did planningof undercover operation. do you think by killing these fourthe crime in the city will lessen? no. we will have to kill their leader. boss d. you mean b for ball. no. d for danger. he knows that i am killing his men. that is why boss dhas kidnapped my family. if this child of a goatcan reach the head constable..
..then after drinkinganyone can enter. when police is not safethen how will they protect others? tell me, police uncle.- absolutely right, shiva. i give you full power to catch d. and by promotingyou i make you the dgp. commissioner,why are you after my position? i am sorry.it was just a slip of tongue. not dgp but dcp. dcp. acceptable sir.
congratulations sir.- thank you. congratulations sir.- congratulation sir. keep them there.- how are you shiva? i am busy priya. congratulations.- thank you. do you know i am givinga party for your promotion? where? - in the restaurant'you are under arrest' priya, there is an emergency. do you want to go to toilet?
no. i have to go to restaurant. before dying d's manhad named this restaurant. that means boss d and thatrestaurant has a connection. wow! shiva you are too good.you are a genius. no one can compete with you. no one can dare to attack shiva. "english rap song"? my promotion.. you are already a dgp. shalli make you the prime minister now?
no, no i just wanted some money. shiva, shiva what happened to you? shiva, get up otherwisethese people will kill you. hey girl,tell him that courageous people.. ..also hide afterhearing the name of d. i should not have drunkso much and danced with that girl. first, i had the responsibilityof saving my family. and now priya. i will first save priyabecause she is my future family.
doctor..- sorry, sorry.. idiot, always tried to take a chance. he cannot get well before 10-15 years. he does not need medical but miracle. priya, mother, father... shiva..- uncle.. nothing will happen to them. policemen are there. no, i will have to go.
let me go. where are you going?- stop him. relaxed, cool. it was really urgent. aluminum factory. this place wasselected so that there is less damage. but they did not knowthat our hero is a strong man. listen; if that rascal comes on bikethen 10 men will attack from here. yes brother. if he comes by carthen 20 men will attack.
if he comes by train then 30. okay brother. and if he comes by flightthen 40 men should be ready. does anyone have any doubt? understood brother. how many people are there in our gang? 20 people, brother. are you weak in maths? the budget was less so that iswhy the producer called for fewer men.
i am not bothered aboutthe budget but i need 10 men more. not just 10 but hire 100 people,you fool. the more the better butthere should not be less. their son has come. which language are you speaking? i am speaking marathi. this is called national integration.. ..the moment he saw death in fronthe started speaking all languages. i suggest you to kill him.
even if you have any lastwish then also do not tell. shiva.. "inky pinky ponky.." "donkey died,father cried..father cried." do you want to go to toilet again? no.. "father had a donkey."- one.. two, three.. - "donkey died,father cried..father cried." great. it is a medical miracle.
102.- really. boost is the secret of my energy. "long, long back..sad, sad life." everready, he is here. "father cried.." "inky pinky ponky.." mother, father..mother, father.. son's mother, he is absolutely likehis father. he speaks all languages. father, the schoolin which i was admitted..
..there i have learnt all languages. look, he speaks just like you.i hope no evil eye falls on him. priya, take them back in rickshaw.- and you.. come on, let's go. hurry up, i feel like eating snacks. uncle, aunty escaped. what were you doing then? i had askedyou to kill him as soon as he comes. you had said that if he comes by bike,car, train or plane then beat him. you had not said anythingabout road roller.
keep quiet, baldy. go and catch him. and kill him.- come on. hey the way you are takingcircles reminds me of garba. in childhood i played alot of dandiya without sticks. come on team meeting,- okay brother. listen. he seems to be abig player so let's play one by one. hey, hairy fellow first you go.- okay. i have not even touchedyou then whose blood is this. yours.- what?
check if you have piles. do you have dettol? no, will phenyl do?- even engine oil will work. otherwise i will be the firstrowdy to have been killed by self. time please.. you continue. hey, being so elderyou still wear diaper. i do not come to know when i urinate. idiot, it is stinking. go and change.
next time keep odomos in diaper. i do not fight with children. go. i will tell mother. hey, just shoot him. hey, hey, this ak-47 this is itching-47 if we shoot you will bleed profusely. if this touches you thenyou will die of itching.
hey, you also go. next. here, hit me here, idiot. hit me here. hit here as well. hit here. 150 years ago my fatherhad hid a weapon while shaving. yes.i got it. now will you open abarber shop with a blade?
not a shop but your head. do you know why i left you? because till today youhave not enjoyed married life. marry a girl who is spendthrift. were you there in this movie? sir, i am the one whomyou saved and became a hero. but why did you kill him?- so that you don't go to jail. but you will go. i am not bothered if i go to jail.you are my hero.
because of you mydaughter got married. she is going to become a mother.i am going to become a grandfather. put a break. have you cometo fight or just do somersaulting? sir my name is golu gulati. show me how you will do goal. hey boss d. hey stop. attack. ''every day i want to fly." hey boss d why didyou trouble me so much?
tell me. can't you speakwithout removing the gun? you are doing encounterwith the wrong man. sorry then who is boss d. okay, we will meet again.see you, uncle. why this kolaveri, kolaveri d? chameleon, thank you for tellingd is playing cricket underneath. without any reason the lights are on. i will have to give this informationto the electricity department. abhimanyu, you will haveto break this electric whirlpool.
i think boss d is fond of this kebab. boss d, show me your face. d for grandmother. grandmother, you are boss d. hey, you got confusedseeing your grandmother. there was prediction one hour andfifteen minutes after you were born. that you will become a super hero.do you remember i did that? first tell me whydid you do this drama? you call it a drama? without villaina hero cannot become super hero.
you need to speak good dialogues. if dialogues areweak then movie flops. the hero should have a better body.. ..than a villain but you did not have. i swear i worked so.. ..hard to make you a hero. to get you a good body imade the slabs broken on my body. don't look at me like this. arrest me and take the gold medal.
grandmother, with these handsyou made me drink polio medicine. with this hand, son.- yes, you made me eat with this hand.and beat me also with this hand. no. that person must be a foolto put handcuffs in these hands. no. don't shed crocodile tears, son. fulfill your duty. is duty more importantthan the love of grandmother? mind says duty butthe heart says love.
whom should i listen to? listen to your heartad forget my love. i will become don of dubaiand will make you superstar of india. from karachi to kanyakumari everyone.. ..will recognizegrandmother and grandson. and everyone else will be useless. i understood grandmother. you arefulfilling your desire of acting here. you could not becomethe hooligan of top class.. ..that is why i willput allegation of all scams..
..and send you to tihar jail. then you will become famous.the jail is waiting for you. then hurry up. hello..- hey, who is speaking? sorry sir, it's me speaking. tell me, what is the news? shiva cheated us and kidnapped aunt. what? if she reached the courtthen we will also be in jail.
don't worry. she will go tocourt but will not be able to speak. keep a watch that side. hey, get back. get back. the time has comethat was long awaited. boos d had createdfear for years in the city. the biggest don d isabout to reach the court. along with cameramanram babu maidanga, f tv. please, get back. please get back.get back.give the criminal the space.
the court is waiting. dgp you are under arrest.- sir but.. give the justification in the court. the proceedings may start.- thank you my lord. this shiva has killeddgp in front of you. that is why i appeal to thecourt that under section 302 of ipc.. ..he must be hanged to death. hang to death.
young man, do you want tosay anything to justify yourself? not now.- wait judge sir. he is the jaffer. he is the jaffer. brother jaffer. no, roy. jaffer roy. cbi officer. because of suspicion cbi had sent meas undercover agent to follow shiva. after staying with shivai came to know that he was also a.. ..undercover agent andwas fulfilling his duty.
to save d he shot. all proofs of this caseare there in this new i pad. it is little heavy.i think the proofs would be more. i will see them carefully. idiot. thank you my lord. keeping in mind all the proofsand witnesses the decision.. ..of this case is postponedtill the 24th of the next month. but because that day itis birthday party of my niece.. ..so i am announcing thedecision of this case today.
the murder of dgpwho supported criminals.. ..more than the law is a crime. that is why this court considers.. ..shiva innocent andorders to release him. 30 years ago major chakradharpopularly known as bobblypuddi.. ..and few years ago keeping in mind.. ..the decisions inthe case of lecturer.. ..tagore shiva is considered innocent. not only this butshiva's grandmother..
..d is released formaking such a super hero.. ..but is also recommendedfor oscar award. thanks. my debt of love is paid. thanks for what. even ar rehman had saidthese lines while taking oscar. good idea. the court orders the government.. ..to promote shiva to dgp. no, not at all my lord.
i don't want to work fora department where working.. ..so hard i could not buy a house. speaking. hello mr.shiva i am cm of your state speaking. our police department needs you. what you are saying is rightbut the salary is very less. who is this? son, shiva. i am speaking from delhi. listen, shiva itis important for you..
..to join this police department. i am sorry whosoever youare but i could not hear anything. oh obama..- mr. shiva obama speaking. join the duty quicklyand shave our country. mr. obama,not shave but save your country. okay. you are our family friendthat is why i cannot say no to you. i'll catch tomorrow's flightand will reach day after tomorrow. now you will earn in dollar. acting best.- all the best.
really enjoyed daddybut where is this hero going. child, the hero usually goeslike this at the end of the movie. there is no special reason for this. just understand thatwalking is good for health. with this the cholesteroldecreases and.. ..bp and sugar alsoremains under control. but if you want to do exercisethen watch this movie again. because laughteris the besyt medicine. child, you sleep now.it is not good to be awake till late.
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